Dilbert - 1998-10-25 -
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The Boss enters Alice's cubicle and says, "In order to improve
communications..." Alice says, "Please don't." The Boss says, "Every
morning I'll give you two pennies." The Boss holds out the change
and says, "Every afternoon, you return them and 'give me your two
cents' worth.'" The Boss stares at Alice and says, "Get it? It's
cute." Alice asks, "So I get to keep the money if I avoid seeing
you?" The Boss stands and holds his hands together. Alice
continues, "How much will you pay me to avoid your voice mail too?"
Alice leans over the wall of the cubicle and calls after the Boss,
"I'll pretend you're dead for a nickel." The Boss says, "I hate them
all."
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