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       The Boss stands at the front of the room in front of an easel that
       says "Morale Problem." The Boss says, "I have a solution to our morale
       problem."   The Boss continues, "We need a nickname for our group."  
       Dilbert raises his hand and asks, "Can it be something scatological?" 
        The Boss replies, "Ummm...no."   Wally asks, "How about something
       that involves monkeys?"   The Boss says, "I don't think so."   Dilbert
       raises his hand and says, "Oooh...but can it be something that's both
       scatological AND involves monkeys?"   Wally walks out of the meeting
       and says, "It's hard to be optimistic when he's so grumpy."
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