Dilbert - 1998-11-15 -
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The Boss holds up a piece of paper and says, "From now on, the
organization chart will not be distributed." The Boss crumples up a
piece of paper and says, "And the internal phone lists will be
shredded." The Boss continues, "This will prevent headhunters from
easily picking us clean." Wally asks, "Why would headhunters call
US?" The Boss explains, "They want to steal you away and double your
pay at another company." Wally says, "What makes you think we won't
leave on our own anyway?" The Boss replies, "Because working here
drains all your initiative." Wally turns to Dilbert and Alice and
says, "Let's prove him wrong." Dilbert says, "Yeah! I'm NOT shredding
my phone list!"
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