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       Dilbert - 1998-11-22 - 
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       The Boss points at a board with the word 'Injuries' written on it, and
       the number zero below the word. The Boss says, "Our goal this year is
       zero disabling injuries."   The Boss continues, "Last year, our goal
       was twenty-six disabling injuries."   The Boss points at the board
       with a skeleton and the number twenty-six above it. The Boss says, "In
       retrospect, that was a mistake."   The Boss continues, "We had to
       injure nine employees to meet the goal."   The Boss hands out a piece
       of paper and says, "If you have an injury, fill out this form
       immediately."   Wally and Dilbert look at the forms. Wally says,
       "These are resignation forms."   The Boss holds up the paper and says,
       "If you cover the word 'resignation' with your thumb, it's an injury
       report."   Wally turns to Dilbert and says, "This place makes me
       sick." Dilbert says, "We'll miss you."
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