Dilbert - 1998-11-22 -
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The Boss points at a board with the word 'Injuries' written on it, and
the number zero below the word. The Boss says, "Our goal this year is
zero disabling injuries." The Boss continues, "Last year, our goal
was twenty-six disabling injuries." The Boss points at the board
with a skeleton and the number twenty-six above it. The Boss says, "In
retrospect, that was a mistake." The Boss continues, "We had to
injure nine employees to meet the goal." The Boss hands out a piece
of paper and says, "If you have an injury, fill out this form
immediately." Wally and Dilbert look at the forms. Wally says,
"These are resignation forms." The Boss holds up the paper and says,
"If you cover the word 'resignation' with your thumb, it's an injury
report." Wally turns to Dilbert and says, "This place makes me
sick." Dilbert says, "We'll miss you."
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