Dilbert - 1998-12-27 -
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The Boss comes into Alice's cubicle and says, "Alice, we have a new
corporate policy." The Boss continues, "And I quote..." The Boss
begins reading, "'Initiate the description for the criteria of
requirements...'" Alice looks on as the Boss continues, "'...By
developing a framework for the application architecture...'" Alice's
eyes begin to droop and she thinks, "So tired." The Boss continues,
"'Consistent with the planning corridor specified in our strategic
initiative..." Alice's head rests on the keyboard and she is asleep.
The Boss says, "Did you get all that?" The Boss goes into Wally's
cubicle and says, "Wally, come here for a minute?" Wally goes into
Alice's cubicle with the Boss and the Boss holds out a piece of paper
and asks, "Read this and tell me if she's doing any of it right now."
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