Dilbert - 2001-03-11 -
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The Boss is hiding behind a doorway as Dilbert walks toward him. The
Boss thinks, "The Master of Delegation hears the footsteps of his
prey." Sticking his head out the door, The Boss says, "Hi." A
startled Dilbert exclaims, "Gaaa!!" The Boss says to Dilbert, "Call
this vendor and tell him I want the third thing he told me about."
Dilbert says to The Boss, "Okay. That will save two minutes of your
valuable time." Dilbert says, "When the vendor asks me dozens of
questions should I just guess at the answers?" Dilbert asks The
Boss, "Or would you prefer to spend an hour giving me enough
background so you can avoid a two-minute call?" Dilbert says, "You
know what's funny? This conversation lasted a minute... And there are
two of us." The Boss asks, "Are you done?" Dilbert says, "I think
you wrote down your own phone number."
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