Dilbert - 2001-09-23 -
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Dilbert is sitting at his desk drawing a map. He says, "I've created a
schematic of office politics in my company." Dogbert says, "Nicely
done." Dilbert says, "Let's say I want to ruin Ted's career."
Dilbert continues, "I could say bad things to Tina about Ted. Tina
carpools with Ming and Ming takes yoga classes with Carol."
Dilbert continues, "And Carol is a secretary for Ted's boss. So Ted
would be history." Dilbert continues, "Of course it wouldn't be
ethical to test the system." Dogbert replies, "Unless..."
Dogbert points to the map and continues, "..You use the
Phil-Alice-Larry circuit to get Ted rehired." Dilbert replies,
"Yup, yup." Dilbert concludes talking to Tina with, "...And that's
why Ted is worthless." He pauses and then asks, "Hey, where's Phil
today?" Tina replies, "He quit." Dilbert asks Dogbert at home, "Why
do I listen to you?" Dogbert responds, "Because of a little thing
I call charisma."
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