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       The Boss says to Ted, "Ted, your performance is excellent but I have
       to   downsize you." Ted asks, "Why?"   The Boss replies, "Our billing
       system is so defective that we haven't made any   revenue in three
       months."   Ted asks, "Why don't you fire the billing department?" The
       Boss responds, "I   did... three months ago."
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