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       "Our new chip is slower than our competition's products."  "We'll
       claim we're the fastest. If anyone does benchmark tests, we'll say
       they used old drivers."  "Whenever I talk to you, I feel like I should
       be wearing a wire."  "Since when is marketing a crime?"
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