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       "I heard that you got approval to hire a new Senior Engineer."  "As an
       intern, I have performed all the functions of a Senior Engineer for
       the past five years. I am now ready for promotion."  "I plan to hire
       someone from outside the company."  "Must control tiny fists of intern
       fury."  "I have the approval to fill the Senior Engineer position but
       there's a ban on hiring new interns."  "So, if I promote you, my
       empire... oops... I mean my department won't grow."  "Gaaaa! My
       despair has turned into a searing psychological pain! Ow ow ow!" 
       "That reminds me, I need you to train the new guy."
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