Dilbert - 2004-03-28 -
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"Remember, quality is our top priority." Quality "Question: Is it
more important than safety?" "Ooh... I forgot about that one."
"Question: Is quality more important than obeying the law?" "Well,
probably not." "If we could maximize shareholder value by selling
lower quality items..." "Wouldn't we have a fiduciary responsibility
to do it?" "Hmmm" "I'm sure it's in the top four." "What if we had
to lie to achieve quality?"
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