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       "Performance review"  "People say you're too negative in meetings." 
       "Negative?  When?"  "According to the marketing department, you
       poo-pooed a number of their ideas..."  "...The cold fusion scooter,
       perpetual motion clothes dryer, antigravity pants, MRI vending
       machine, and the list goes on."  "Those are terrible ideas!" 
       "Negative attitude!!!  Gottcha!!!"  "Okay, you're right.  From now on,
       I will support all terrible ideas."  "Good."  "It's a tongue scraper
       and a frozen flagpole!"  "Can it be electrified?"
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