Dilbert - 2004-08-08 -
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Dogbert: Im starting a credit reporting company. I'll be the low cost
provider because all of my data will be wrong, Dilbert: what will
you do when people call and complain that you ruined their lives?
Dogbert: I'll put them on hold until their frustration turn into
debilitating health problems. Their last words will be AAAGH!!!! I
only wanted to buy a minivan! Death will accomplish what customer
service could not. Dilbert: Im just curious: Do you have nay qualms
about your business plan? any at all? Dogbert: Im not sure. do qualms
make you wag?
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