Dilbert - 2004-08-22 -
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Dilbert: why can't I find a girlfriend? DOgbert: you have two
problems: your looks and your personality. Dilbert: Hmm,two itsn't
bad. I can fix my looks by getting and extreme makeover. Dogbert:
you'll still need to improve M.T.T.S.F. Dilbert: What? Dogbert: mean
time to story failure: Its a measure of ho long you can be fascinating
to a new person. Dogbert: Ive been counting and you only ave nine
good stories after you use them up youre a social liability. Dilbert:
I saw a horse kick a woodchuck over a fence. Dogbert: still only
nine.
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