Dilbert - 2004-08-29 -
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The Boss: Our bonuses will depend on the results of the employee
attitude survey. If we boost our morale rank, we'll get bigger
bonuses. get it? all you have to do is say you're happy and you get
money. wink wink wink Dilbert: you want us to lie? No-o-o-o!
Heaven forbid, absolutely no lying, But if you did lie, Imagine the
things you could buy with that money, I'll hand out the surveys and
you can let your conscience guide you. Dilbert: Is "para dise too
over the top? Wally: Im going to lie me up a new couch!
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