Dilbert - 2004-10-17 -
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"What? You have no accomplishments this month???" "What did you do
for the past three months?" "Well, I spent much of that time
correcting misconceptions that you gave to our customers." "And I
attended meetings with you to keep you from creating additional
misconceptions." "I spent a month working on an objective that you
forgot to tell me didn't matter." "I flew to the wrong city for a
meeting because you confused Houston with Austin." "And I upgraded
your home computer so you wouldn't have to pay someone to do it."
"Allow me to paraphrase: Blah, blah, blah, you didn't accomplish
anything."
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