Dilbert - 2007-01-21 -
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The Boss: From now on, all travel must be booked through the corporate
travel web site. Alice: Our travel web site is terrible. It only lets
you book the cheapest flight, and that's always on Elbonian Airlines.
The Boss: Don't be such a snob. What's wrong with using a discount
airline? Alice: Well, they list their destination airports as
'whatever looks soft'. The meals in first class are made of anyone who
dies in coach. Their entire security screening process involves
shouting at each passenger 'Are you Osama bin Laden?!!!'" "And I once
saw a baggage handler wearing my dress. The Boss: Whiner.
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