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       Boss:  We're going to take a page from the automaker's playbooks. 
       Automakers prove their design skills by creating concept cars that
       will never go into production.  Then they prove their management
       skills by producing cars that are less attractive than corrective
       underpants.  Tomorrow we're holding a press conference to show the
       world our own concept product.  Our concept product can stop global
       warming and wax your back at the same time. Man:  Can it actually do
       those things? Boss:  Why do you care? Man:  So...actually it's just a
       huge waste of our time. Boss:  You have a mighty low opinion of news.
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