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IMG 2007-06-03
CEO Meeting "I brought Dilbert in case you have any technical
questions." "What's the status on the technology platform migration
project?" "Be completely honest. We have nothing to hide." "Well,
okay." "The project is like a hundred drunken clowns with bees in
their underpants." "I expect the decline in morale to lead to
violence." "Most of us are only pretending to work while secretly
hoping the project gets canceled after you get fired by the board."
"It turns out that we did have a few things to hide."
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