Dilbert - 2007-07-15 -
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"No offense, but you're totally unqualified for this position."
"That's okay. I already have a job." "I just need a job offer at a
higher salary so I can use it to negotiate for a raise." "My boss is
an irrational dipwad who is easily manipulated by bogus comparisons
and the illusion of scarcity." "Your offer will make him think my
value is much higher than it actually is." "Great. Now that I know I
can't have you, I desperately want to hire you." "My mind is already
forming rationalizations for your total lack of qualifications!" "How
do you turn this off?!!" "I'll tell you after you write the offer."
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