Dilbert - 2007-08-12 -
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"Prepare a proposal for this customer." "Why me?" "You were walking
by. I had it in my head." "We can't win this business. We don't have
the right products or expertise." "Just say we do. We'll figure it out
later." "They know we don't. And we'd still be the most expensive
bidder." "Bid low. We'll make it up with change orders and unexpected
essential upgrades." "In other words, I've been randomly assigned to
create lies for a proposal we can't win for a service we can't
perform." "You make competing sound bad."
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