Dilbert - 2011-01-23 -
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The Boss says, "Dilbert, this is Alan. He's a frendor." The Boss says,
"He's not just a friend, and not just a vendor. He's something in
between." The Boss says, "He'll laugh at your jokes and invite you to
golf." The Boss says, "Some people are bothered by this conditional
type of 'affection.'" The Boss says, "But it's better than the nothing
you have now." Dilbert says, "This is awkward because I already
decided to buy from his competition." The Boss says, "Now you've done
it. You turned your frendor into a stalkor." Dilbert says, "I wonder
if it's wrong to enjoy the attention."
Tags : sales personnel,friendship,allegiance