Dilbert - 2011-01-30 -
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Woman says, "Dilbert, your boss asked me to get your input on this."
Dilbert says, "Absolutely, Ruth." Dilbert says, "We have two options
for wasting our time here." Dilbert says, "Option one: I could tell
you all of the things you should change, and you could ignore me as
usual." Dilbert says, "Option two: I could lie, and tell you that
everything is perfect." Woman says, "I prefer the lie. That way I can
pin some blame on you if things go bad." Dilbert says, "Excellent
choice. It's faster, and I can later say I was misinterpreted."
Dilbert says, "Okay then, I declare that your document is perfect,
under a certain set of assumptions that I won't list." The Boss says,
"Did you help Ruth?" Dilbert says, "I'll say yes, but it's sort of a
gray area."
Tags : lying,laziness,work ethic