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       The Boss says, "You need to be more proactive." Dilbert says, "I can
       only appear to be proactive if you stop telling me to do things I've
       already planned." The Boss says, "How am I supposed to know what you
       plan to do every minute?" Dilbert says, "I could send you an e-mail
       every time I have a thought." The Boss says, "I don't have time for
       that!" Dilbert says, "Apparently your bad time management is creating
       the illusion that I'm not proactive." Dilbert says, "I'll take the
       liberty of signing you up for a time management class." The Boss says,
       "Don't do that!" Dilbert says, "So...I should not be proactive?" The
       Boss says, "Just do what I want before I know I want it." Dilbert
       says, "I hope the next thing you want is sarcasm."
       Tags : honesty,managers & supervisors