Dilbert - 2011-03-20 -
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The Boss says, "Asok, get me the reliability stats for our previous
model." Asok says, "I am fairly certain the data does not exist." The
Boss says, "Wally can show you how to get it." Wally says, "Come with
me." Wally says, "You start by typing random numbers into a
spreadsheet." Asok says,"Then what?" Wally says, "Then you're done."
Wally says, "All business data is intentionally misleading. I just
take it to the next level." Wally says, "A deep understanding of
reality is exactly the same thing as laziness." Asok says, "That can't
be right." Wally says, "Have you ever seen a statue of Buddha
jogging?"
Tags : laziness,meetings,buddhism