Dilbert - 2011-04-03 -
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Dogbert says, "I don't like people." Dogbert says, "What makes your
company so profitable?" CEO says, "I give all of the credit to our
fine employees." Dogbert says, "Is that another way of saying you're
overpaid and useless?" CEO says, "Um... no. I'm their leader. I set
the direction." Dogbert says, "Because the employees are too dumb to
set their own direction?" CEO says, "No! They're smart!" Dogbert says,
"But not as smart as you?" CEO says, "Who's going to see this?"
Dogbert says, "No one, assuming you're the highest bidder." Dogbert's
CEO Interview Series
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