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       CEO: I need you to bribe an Elbonian minister of commerce and leave no
       evidence that connects the crime to our company. Dogbert: The only way
       to do that is to bribe him and kill him at the same time. CEO: I did
       not think this through. Dogbert: And obviously I'll need to do you
       first.
       Tags : crimes,criminals