Dilbert - 2012-01-13 -
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IMG 2012-01-13
Boss: I can't give you a raise because the Elbonian debt crisis has
created economic uncertainty. Luckily for us, our board of directors
granted our CEO more stock options so he won't leave during uncertain
times. Dilbert: What happens when the uncertainty ends? Boss: Then
he'll exercise stock options.
Tags : business failures/bankruptcies,saving & investment