Dilbert - 2012-03-18 -
DIR Previous
DIR Next
IMG 2012-03-18
Woman: Okay, what's going on here? Dilbert: I'm creative. Studies show
that women prefer creative men for short-term relationships. Woman:
That plant is random, not creative. Dilbert: Creativity is random. If
creativity were anything but random, someone would have figured out
the algorithm by now. I notice that your pupils are dilating. That's a
sign of attraction. My plan is working. Free will is an illusion.
Humans are nothing but moist robots. Just relax and let it happen.
Woman: This is weird. I'm actually attracted to you now. Dilbert:
Thanks, but I'm going to shop around. Woman: My world no longer makes
sense! Dilbert: Walk it off.
Tags : parties,dating