Dilbert - 2012-05-27 -
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Boss: We've been asked to cut our budget by 30%. Dilbert: That doesn't
make sense. We met all of our objectives last year. Boss: A different
part of our company had a huge loss. Dilbert: Shouldn't you cut their
budget, not ours? Boss: Their budget isn't big enough to make a
difference to the bottom line. Dilbert: So our strategy is to punish
success, and reward failure? Boss: Just do your job and leave the
strategy to management. Dilbert: Hypothetically, if I do my job
poorly, would that be good or bad for me?
Tags : money