Dilbert - 2012-06-03 -
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Catbert: Wally, you can't float through life with no goals and no
ambition. Wally: You misjudge me. I have my entire career planned out.
My five-year plan is to avoid any sort of work in which my individual
accomplishments can be measured. I'll hoard knowledge about one of our
legacy systems so I seem indispensable. When I get to within four
years of retirement, I'll only work on projects that have a five-year
payback. I'll protect my cardiovascular system by getting plenty of
naps and not caring about the quality of my work. Then I'll stick a
straw in our pension fund and suck on it for the next forty years.
Boss: Did you get him straightened out? Catbert: No, but I got a new
career plan for myself.
Tags : laziness,office workers