Dilbert - 2012-06-10 -
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Dilbert: I need to get this technology certification. Boss: Whoa! No
way. If I pay for your training, you'll use your certification to get
a better job. At the moment, you're in what we managers call the
goldilocks zone. You're not hot enough to get a better job, and you're
not yet incompetent at the one you have. When your skills expire, in
the next year or two, I'll replace you with someone younger. Dilbert:
You're a monster! I'll pay for my own training and leave you to
marinate in your own stench! CEO: How did you keep your training
expenses so low? Boss: I marinated in my own stench.
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