Dilbert - 2012-07-30 -
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IMG 2012-07-30
Boss: Our stock is down 49% and we have no innovative products in the
pipeline. CEO: Slash the R&D budget, fire 9,000 employees, and buy a
sexy start-up company that we can run into the ground. Boss: We did
all of that last year. CEO: Did I already tell the employees to work
smarter? Boss: Yes. They thought you were being ironic.
Tags : stock market,business failures/bankruptcies