Dilbert - 2012-11-04 -
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Catbert: The first question on the employee survey is... Do you feel
you are valued and treated with respect and dignity? Dilbert: Well,
let me put it this way... you know how sometimes you step in something
gross and then you have to wipe it off your shoe with a paper towel?
Catbert: So... you feel like the paper towel? Dilbert: No, the paper
towel has a purpose. Catbert: So... you feel like the gross stuff on
the shoe? Dilbert: No, the gross stuff gets to leave. I feel like a
shoe that has gross stuff on the bottom and a sweaty foot shoved all
the way to the end of its sole. Catbert: I'll leave this one blank.
Dilbert: Because my opinions don't matter?
Tags : work ethic