Dilbert - 2012-11-18 -
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Boss: Do you have a minute to answer an engineering question? My wife
is out of town visiting her sister. She asked me to put up the holiday
lights while she was gone. I hired a homeless guy to do it and he fell
off the roof. What's the easiest way to get rid of the body before my
wife comes home? Dilbert: Your question is disturbing, but I'm
intrigued by the engineering part. Here's a design for a catapult you
can build at home. And here's a satellite map showing the best flight
path to a neighbor's pool. Did he die right away? Boss: No, just a
broken leg.
Tags : engineers,crimes