Dilbert - 2012-12-30 -
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Dogbert: I finished ghostwriting your autobiography. CEO: "I was
ridiculously lucky. The End." I was hoping you'd include something
about all of my hard work. Dogbert: You didn't work any harder than
your gardener, and he lives in his truck. CEO: What about my vision
and intuition? Dogbert: My first draft had a chapter on your
hallucinations and magical thinking. But I covered that ground with
the title: "I'm A Delusional Sociopath And You Can Too." CEO: I'm
starting to regret paying you in advance.
Tags : non-fiction,executives