Dilbert - 2014-01-05 -
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Asok: I'm trying out a new philosophy for my life. My new motto is
"Live for Today." Wally: If you live for today, how will you avoid
starving tomorrow? If you do one little thing wrong today, it could
ruin every minute of the rest of your life. Asok: So... I should live
for the future. Wally: No, that would ruin today. I recommend living
for the past. Asok: My past was no fun. Wally: Pretend you were
someone else. Asok: My philosophy is that my name was Gustav and I
traded beaver pelts. Dilbert: Stop ruining my present.
Tags : happiness