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Dilbert: You had a great idea bout upgrading our customer support
software. Boss: I don't remember having that idea. Dilbert: It was
genius. Boss: Well, that does sound like something I would suggest.
Dilbert: We'll need budget approval, but that should be no problem for
you. Boss: Duh. Obviously I'll fund my idea. It's genius. Dilbert:
I'll need to delay my other project, but, as you said, those are lower
priorities. Boss: I said that? Dilbert: It was very wise of you.
Alice: How did you get funding for your idea? Dilbert: I had to
bossify it.
Tags : deception