Dilbert - 2014-05-04 -
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Boss: Does anyone have any billion-dollar product ideas? Dilbert:
There's a logical problem with that question. If I had a
billion-dollar idea, I would quit this job and start my own company.
Only a dumb person would give you his best idea for free. And the best
idea from a dumb person is still dumb. But I am willing to give you
some ideas that are too lame for my own use. Boss: Can you at least
pretend to suggest good ideas? Dilbert: Sure. How about a phone with a
wooden screen? Wally: How about a drone that attacks anyone who looks
at it?
Tags : inventions,thinking