Dilbert - 2014-09-07 -
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CEO: I welcome any input on our corporate strategy. Dilbert: I think
we need to be more customer-centric. CEO: You mean raise our prices?
Dilbert: I mean focus on the needs of our customers. CEO: You mean we
should be a monopoly so they need us? Dilbert: Um, no. We should find
out what they need and then give it to them. CEO: They need to buy our
products. Dilbert: They probably don't. CEO: So you're saying our
marketing campaign should use psychological manipulation to make
people think they need our products. You finally had a good idea.
Dilbert: I'm going to stop talking now.
Tags : ideas,business ethics,etiquette & ethics,evil,corporation,e