Dilbert - 2014-09-28 -
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Boss: You've been named worst employee of the month. The honor comes
with a special parking spot. It's under the big tree that every bird
in the county uses as a restroom. By the end of the day, you'll need a
fireman's axe just to find the door handle. As you chop your way
toward the inner core that is your car, think about how you could have
worked harder this month. You'll probably draw a crowd in the parking
lot so remember to wallow in your shame. Wally: I take mass transit to
work. Boss: Incentives don't work.
Tags : incentives,bird poop,cars,mass transit,punishment