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Boss: You haven't achieved any of your goals for the year. What is up
with that? Dilbert: Do you want an explanation that goes back to the
root cause? Boss: Of course. Dilbert: The problem started years ago,
when two idiots unwisely created a third smaller idiot. They
compounded their mistake with bad parenting. The toddler ate candy and
sniffed wet paint until he became a pointy-headed boss. The
pointy-headed boss set goals for his underlings that ignored the
rapidly evolving nature of the industry. Then he got angry at his most
talented employee for giving an accurate answer to a question. Boss: I
hate you. Dilbert: Nothing could halt the downward spiral.
Tags : honesty,frankness,goals,managers,criticism