Dilbert - 2021-01-24 - Bad Qualities Cancel Out
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boss: all of my bad qualities see to be canceling each other out. for
example, i want to micro-manage my staff, bi=ut i'm too lazy. and i
want to do some corporate backstabbing, but i'm not that brave. i
enjoy lying, and i'd like to do more of it, but my credibility is so
low that no one believes me. i want to mock my employees for their
mistakes, but i don't understand enough about what they do to know
when they are doing it wrong. i want to take credit for the successes
of my employees, but i don't give them enough support to succeed.
carol: our set just called. he says he is naming you the manager of
the year. boss: he must be deeply uninformed. carol: yes, but he's
also lazy, so he pocked you randomly.
Tags : business,business ethics,managers & supervisors,qualities,c