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       Dilbert - 2021-02-07 - Dogbert Is Doctor Of Impossible
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       dogbert: i'm dogbert, doctor of the impossible.  boss: does that mean
       you cure diseases that are believed to be impossible to cure? 
       dogbert: no, that sounds boring. i prescribe treatments that are
       impossible to follow. when you fail you don't get better. you'll think
       it's your own fault.  boss: how does that help anyone but you? 
       dogbert: hey, i'm not the one who brought it up.  boss: you're giving
       me a headache.  dogbert: to cure that, i suggest ice-cold baths every
       six minutes.
       Tags : boring,business,cure,diseases,doctor,fail,headache,ice-cold bat