Dilbert - 2021-05-02 - Remote Workers Do Not Mate
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dilbert and dogbert walking outside. dogbert: they say most people
meet their future mates at work. now that you are working from home,
your odds of mating just turned negative. you could try using a dating
app to find a woman, but then you'd need to rely on your looks.
obviously, that's a dead end. your best chance of reproduction has
always been to wear down a co-worker over several years. women need
time to get over your appearance, and to appreciate your inner
qualities. we should have a goodbye party for your genes. dilbert:
maybe next time we could walk and not talk. dogbert: maybe.
Tags : appearance,dating,love & dating,walking,outdoors,dating app