Dilbert - 2021-05-23 - Million Dollar Bonuses
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boss: if you finish by the deadline, i'll recommend you for a million
dollar bonus. dilbert: you're lying. boss: i'm serious. dilbert:
but you're also lying. boss: only one way to find out. dilbert: i'd
need to work around the clock for weeks to meet the deadline. boss:
that's the spirit! dilbert: if you're lying about the bonus, i'm
going to be boiling mad. five weeks later. dilbert: it nearly killed
me, but i finished by the deadline. where's my million dollar bonus.
boss: i told you i'd recommend it. they said no.
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