Plot for a Not-so-funny Sitcom:  Pimpy-Aaaaarrr and Pimpy-Jay band together to
write the first and best adventurer's guide to Nicaragua. Pimpy-Aaaaarrr
completes his work with the Corps of Engineers and moves out of his luxury
crashpad in the wealthy Las Colinas neighborhood of Managua and packs up his
office in the extravagant and colonial Casa Grande. Together he and Pimpy-Jay
look for a place to live.  They wind up at...

... The Pimp Tower, a.k.a. Edificio Piramide, in Reparto San Juan, Managua.
$250 a month plus phone. A 270 degree view of the skyline from above the tree
tops, and no way in hell of getting out in case of an earthquake.  It's no
small irony the Pimptower is planted on top of a seismic fault. Former
inhabitants have fled in fear of the lightning-attractor steel dome top, and
the funky crooked cardboard walls. Our heroes are unfazed.

Wild wooley balls of body hair ankle-deep on the floor, hurricane gusts
rattling the panes in the windows, a downspout of a leak in one wall that pees
rainwater onto the floor every time there's a shower. There's barely space to
turn around, and like superheroes on a quest to pin down the arch-enemy and
destroyer of free time and sanity, "Travel Guide," Pimpy-Aaaaarrr and Pimpy-Jay
spend 8 weeks within 20 feet of each other, slowly festering in unwashed
bachelordom, body cavity odors, and fast-food.

They complete the book, which goes on to become the most popular travel
guidebook to Nicaragua ever. Nuff said. And hey, no one ever said being an
author was glamorous.

Starring: Josué as Pimpy-Jay The Randymon as Pimpy-Aaaaarrr

With Appearances by:

      Diesel - Low-life friend of Pimpy-J's. Bad element who drops in and out
at random ungodly hours of the night, usually to heckle the authors, peddle
barbiturates, and litter the apartment with pornography.

      Sucky-Chick - Lives downstairs in a box-apartment over the parking lot.
Would probably be comic relief if she weren't so annoying. Speaks rapid
Spanglish, might be on coke.

      Fumes - Quirky but loveable Japanese girl whose hair color cycles through
psychedelic rainbow shades from week to week. Like an anime character, except
she chain smokes marlboros with the filters cut off.

      Manwell - The obligatory good-natured gay neighbor. Kind of like "Will
and Grace" for the over-60 set.

      Zander - Galician wood merchant. Completely incomprehensible. Might be
speaking Spanish, might just be snot.

      Sleazy - General handyman who likes to introduce himself with, "Hi,
wannna buy me some grain alcohol?" Occasionally found knocking on Manwell's
door at 4 AM, drunk and asking for money owed. Hmmm.  ...and more

The Pimptower, turns out, is rumored to be populated with minister's
mistresses, foreigners, homosexuals, prostitutes, and wayward transients like
our own pimpy selves. The sheer potential for bit parts is amazing, including
"the little girl with glasses," "the Taliban boyfriend," "Dazey the cat," and
the thieving maids, "the strung-out cocktail waitress upstairs," and Stimpy,
Pimpy-Jay's would-be gay lover, thwarted again and again. Try losing the dumb
hat, Stimpy.

Also Starring: 

	The Doctah -  Mister Roper, move over,wuss-bag, you've been
out-classed. The Doctah is known across town for getting more ass than a toilet
seat, for his wild Sunday afternoon soiriees, and for his passion for 1940s
Latin ballads, which he blasts through a set of 1500 W speakers so the other
neighborhoods can share.  "I once knew a woman," his stories go, "She would
come often to my bed." In all the Pimp tower, the Doctah was the pimpiest of
them all.

But hey, you can't beat the view.