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Hey guys, welcome to Bkstunt's and Thnikman's walkthrough for Deathspank!
Deathspank was released for the PS3 and Xbox360 on June 13th, 2010.Designed 
by Ron Gilbert of Monkey Island fame, Deathspank features the loveable hero
Deathspank, the do-gooder, out on his quest to obtain the artifact only 
known as the artifact. It's fun to play and funny as well, so download it 
already! Oh, and the game is also 2-player co-op ready, so if you have a 
friend bring him along!

This walkthrough is meant to help you with the game's many quests as well as 
some of the tougher parts of the game. In all honesty, Deathspank is NOT too 
challenging, and is mostly self-explanatory, so we're going to assume that 
this isn't your first video game, ok? So with that in mind, let's do it.


First though, here are our emails, so you can contact us for FAQs (Check the
guide first), questions, or comments:

Bkstunt: Gregorio31@gmail.com

Thnikaman: Thnikaman.Thnik@gmail.com




Contents:

I. Controls.......................................DS01
II. Walkthrough...................................DS02
	Part 1: The path to the Artifact..........DS02a
	Part 2: The perils of Pluckmuckel.........DS02b
	Part 3: The fall of von Prong.............DS02c
III. Quest List...................................DS03
IV. Runestones....................................DS04
V. Trophies.......................................DS05
VI. FAQ...........................................DS06
VII. Credits and other ramblings..................DS07






I. Controls.......................................DS01


As I mentioned before, the game is pretty much self-explanatory, and I'm sure
you can figure it out within minutes, but here's the control scheme:

Left stick - Move
Right stick - Pan camera
Select - Open Quest Log (R1 and L1 to navigate pages)
Start - Pause the game
R1 - Open Inventory screen
L1 - Open Map screen
R2 - Block
L2 - Target enemy
D-pad/Shape buttons - Use equipped items


And there you have it. Pretty much everything is self-explanatory, and we'll 
get into equipping items in the walkthrough. 







II. Walkthrough..................................DS02


Part 1: The path to the Artifact.................DS02a


Ok, so after the opening scene, we'll start out as Deathspank at the start of
a dirt road. Just so you know, guys, you can play this game with Deathspank's
faithful friend Sparkles the Wizard. 

Right away you'll notice that, from left to right, you'll have your 
directional button's assinged to Deathspank's items. Right now you only have 
3 potions you can use by pressing up and some meat that you can eat by 
pressing left. You than have your health bar (the red thing), you're 
experience bar (the blue gauge right below your health), some gold (right 
below the experience bar) and than a cool glowing purple demon thing. We'll 
get to the purple demon in a second. Further right you have your weapons, 
right by your shape buttons. Go ahead, swing 'em, you'll use whatever weapon 
you assign to those buttons.

Right now your only quests are "Date with a Witch" and the most important one
"Get the Artifact". You'll notice your quests are split up between "Important
Things I Need To Do" and "Unimportant Things I Need To Do". There's also a 
section for "Things I Have Done", in case you feel like reminiscing. Oddly 
enough you already have quite a few quests there.

I'll be presenting the games many quests in the following format, for both the
main quests and the game's many side quests. The quest's themselves often give 
basic descriptions on the quest page, but we're going to go ahead and make it 
nice and simple. Plus you can just use cntl+f to look up the quest name, or 
scroll down to the "Quest List" after the walkthrough.

One more thing, I'm going to list the quest and a "how to accomplish" section 
as soon as you get the quest, but oftentimes I will talk about that quest in
greater detail in the walkthrough, just so you know.



NEW MAIN QUESTS!:


Main Quest: Get the Artifact
Given by: You start out with this quest.
How to accomplish: Keep playing the game. Storyline event.
Reward: A mighty artifact!


Main Quest: Date With a Witch 
Given by: You start out with this quest.
How to accomplish: Stroll northward, dispenser of Justice!
Reward: Um, not much. What, all you did was talk to someone!



Go grab that chest and you'll get an ice hammer, which is better than your axe
so go ahead and equip it (R1, go over to it and hit square, than pick where 
you want to put it). I won't go over every chest's contents in the game, or 
where they are, so keep your eyes open for them. As far as I know, none of 
them are "hidden", but some are off the beaten path a little ways, so don't
be afraid to explore.

You'll also see your first outhouse, which is like the save points for the 
game, as Deathspank will explain soon. Now go forth and bash your foes! As you
go on, you'll learn that the purple demon is your justice meter, which lets 
you use weapons of justice (your triangle weapon) to do some powerful attacks,
some of which are awesome, so try out new weapons as you acquire them. You'll
find many different types of justice weapons, so be sure to try them all out 
and find your favorite (My favorite is the spinning blade).

Always keep an eye out for better weapons that you can equip at whatever level
you are, and for better armor too! Just equip your best stuff and you'll be 
ok. As you get better weapons and items, you can use the grinder in your 
inventory to get rid of your old weapons and make more money. Just a warning, 
though, later on we'll get runestones that allow you to pull off special 
attacks by using two types of weapons at once, so grinding specific items 
(like your only fire weapon) might stop you from being able to do those 
attacks. Try and save your elemental weapons if you can. You'll also want a 
ranged weapon at all times. 


Keep heading down the road and you'll run into the witch Heybenstance. Ok, the
dialog is awesome, isn't it? If you like that, make sure to read all weapon 
and items quotes too, they're awesome as well. You'll find out that she 
doesn't have the artifact, as she's hidden it in the Demon Mine's (go figure),
and that you'll need her help to get it. And with that you're off to go kill 
some chickens, so head north some more, where you'll learn about fortune 
cookies. Of course, you don't really need fortune cookies with this guide, but
hey, use 'em if you feel like it as some of the hints are funny!



NEW MAIN QUESTS!:


Main Quest: Chicken Lips
Given by: Demon Witch Heybanstance
How to Accomplish: Kill the vicious chickens north of the Witch's house.
Reward: Experience and more quests!


Another thing I'll mention now before Deathspank can is that you can alternate
between different weapons to do a "combo". I honestly didn't really bother
with it, but it's there.

Kill all the vicious chickens and protect the dragon hatchlings (or kill them 
too, it doesn't matter), but once you collect enough chicken lips, go back and
turn them in to complete the quest "Vicious Chicken Lips". You'll also more 
than likely level up while killing chickens, so go ahead and level up. You'll 
get different level up options every other time you level up, so go ahead and
pick whichever bonuses you want (I recommend picking the "using weapons one 
level earlier" hero card).

As another beginning note (man there are a lot of things to mention... sheesh!)
you can adjust the difficulty of the game under the "help and options" menu on
the pause page. Just in case you want to make your adventure more or less 
heroic.

Upon talking to Heybenstance again, she'll give you three more quests to do so
she can make a crystal for you, and will than open the nearby gate for you. One
of them, "Hair of the Pixies", involves you collecting eight pixie bushes, and
there is one right behind you, so go ahead and grab it, than head west, where
Deathspank will explain the "map" for you. 


NEW MAIN QUESTS!:

Main Quest: Hair of the Pixies
Given by: Demon Witch Heybanstance
How to accomplish: Collect the pixie bushes around the witch and west of the 
Witch's house near the fisherman. They are pretty easy to find.
Rewards: 1/3rd of the way to a shiny magical crystal.


Main Quest: Crystal Shard
Given by: Demon Witch Heybanstance
How to accomplish: Head to the slime pits by following the road around greem 
lake. Fight your way through the slimes to find the crystal in the back. Be
careful of the higher level slime "guarding" it and retreat and heal if you 
need to.
Rewards: 1/3rd of the way to a shiny magical crystal.


Main Quest: Bright red Demon Imp Horns
Given by: Demon Witch Heybanstance
How to accomplish: This will take longer than the previous two "magical 
crystal" quests, and you can do plenty of side quests before this one. First,
you get the demon horns from killing demons, east of greem lake past the 
spiders. The demons will ONLY drop white horns, so you'll get another quest 
soon afterwards.
Rewards: Another quest!


Main Sub-Quest: Dye White Demon Horns
Given by: Given after accomplishing Bright red Demon Imp Horns
How to Accomplish: Head East from the Witch's House or North of where you just
got your white Demon Horns (follow the cherry pits) to find Farmer Bobblewood's 
farm. If you killed any greem's near greem lake, you'll have picked up a greem
anvil. Use the anvil on the well to make the poor farmer wheel it up, and than 
grab one of his red cherries. Combine the red cherry with your white demon 
horns in the item menu to obtain red demon horns.
Rewards: 1/3rd of the way to a shiny magical crystal.



Over here are some more chickens and a fisherman, who will ask you to find his
tacklebox. There are some more pixie bushes around, so grab them. You can't 
open this treasure chest now, as many require keys and we just don't have any
yet. Explore some more and collect more pixie bushes, they are scattered around
and fairly easy to find. 



NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: The Lost Tacklebox
Given by: The Lazy Fisherman
How to accomplish: Head south of the fisherman towards greem lake and you'll
see it sitting on a sand bank.
Rewards: Experience and a key to a chest.


Further east you'll encouter the character of little stature, who will enlist
you to take a package to Bong the Potioneer in the nearby town of Pluckmuckel.
She'll also offer to make you a potion if you bring her items, in this case she
wants goo drops, so we'll keep our eyes open for those. Further west of the 
orphen is the very wise cow, who you should talk to for some seriously sage 
advice. If you're brave, you can make it to the other side of the crack by 
traveling north around it and meet some VERY tough enemies around level 5 and 
7, but be careful as they can take you out fast. If you die in the game, you 
won't lose any experience, but you will drop a portion of your gold that you 
will have to go back and claim. In fact there's a trophy for dying, but I'm 
sure you'll get it sooner or later anyways.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Bong's Pad
Given by: Ex-orphen Vendor
How to accomplish: Deliver the package to Bong in Pluckmuckel. You'll get 
there by playing through the story, just remember to visit Bong's potions 
shop.
Rewards: Minor healing potion.

Side Quest: Goo Riffic
Given by: Ex-orphen Vendor
How to accomplish: Collect goo drops from oozing goo's in the slime pits. You 
can do this while going after the crystal there, very hard to miss.
Rewards: Killer plant immunity potion.


Head south from the orphen, where Deathspank will explain targeting and you'll
reach Greem Lake. Here you can kill gobli.. er.. greems and take them out. 
You'll also come across a greem anvil, which you'll need for later.
Those barrels with the marks on them will explode, just so you know! If you
have tried to heal yet you will notice that food takes TIME to eat, healing
you over time, while potions are more limited but heal you instantly. You'll 
find the fisherman's tackle box on the sand nearby. Returning it will net you
some experience, a key, and another quest of course, this time to retrieve
fishing lures by killing greems. Go grab the chest for a lovely attack item,
heck from heaven, which you can equip to your d-pad. You'll also get a 
broadsword. Oh, you can also make the game auto-equip the best armor by
checking the box on the equipment screen, which I recommend. For Justice!


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Hooked on a Greem
Given by: The Lazy Fisherman
How to accomplish: Kill greems by greem lake.
Rewards: Fire bolts.


Getting the lures doesn't take much time, as like the chickens they'll drop 
every kill, and the fisherman will give you more experience and some fire 
bolts. Now the whiny fisherman wants you to kill a greem champion for a tuna.
You'll find the champion by following the greem lake road westward, which we'll
have to go by to get to the slime pits anyway.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Something smells fishy
Given by: The Lazy Fisherman
How to accomplish: Kill the greem champion near the greem lake mating stone. 
The champion is probably the toughest thing you've faced so far, so be careful
and make sure to heal.Take out the smaller greems first before facing him, and
have a meter of justice ready. The champion will try to eat the nearby turnips
to regain health, so if he goes for it, do your best to unleash justice and 
keep him away from the turnips to make the fight go much faster.
Rewards: Helmet of Pointiness


Near greem lake you'll find a trio of ghosts that are immune to the weapons
you have now. If you have a wizard friend he can kill them, though, but you
can't on your own without a nature weapon. Funnily enough, undeath weapons 
will actually heal them. Ignore them until you find a nature weapon if you're
playing on your own. 


You'll also find two random citizens hanging out on a hill overlooking greem 
lake, both of whom will give you some new side quests if you want.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Pick Pocket
Given by: Guy with missing wallet
How to accomplish: The wallet is very close by, near the killer plants. 
Investigate the mound of dirt to find it.
Rewards: Trinket of Injury


Side Quest: Thongolith of Courage
Given by: Thongolith Researcher
How to accomplish: Use the instrument that the researcher gives you by the
"Thongolith of Courage" which is further east down "spider road". You'll see 
the glowing purple pillar, just examine it. As the device is taking a reading
you will have to fight off several enemies, so be ready.
Rewards: Gloves of Science


Ok, so you probably already have the pixie bushes, so I recommend getting the
side quests that you can do easily around or near greem lake and explore that 
area. Following the path west takes us to the slime pits, where we can get the
crystal from. The small slimes explode when you kill them, which is fun, but 
potentially dangerous, especially with the higher level slime's we'll meet 
later on. Don't forget you also have your crossbow, which is a great way to 
take potshots at enemies. The slime at the very end guarding the crystal is a 
bit tough, I recommend being around level 4-5 by now and remember you can
always retreat and heal up. You can also gather the goo drops here and the 
ex-orphen girl will give you another side quest.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Blood on the Spores
Given by: Ex-Orphen Vendor
How to accomplish: You have to kill greems near the killer plants south of the
orphen vendor. There are already several greem mixed in with the plants, so 
just kill everything and let God sort them out!
Rewards: Stealth potion


After that side quest the orphen vendor will give you one more.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Gimme Eyes
Given by: Ex-Orphen Vendor
How to accomplish: Kill spiders on "spider road" for spider eyes. You need 120,
but since they drop 8 at a time, this won't take long at all.
Rewards: Minor armor potion


Whether or not you went after those extra side quests, after getting the 
crystal from the slime pits, we can head east of greem lake, killing spiders,
and go after those white demon horns.Be careful of the demon's to the east, 
the smaller one's are pretty easy to beat but the overseer's are a little 
tougher. The enemies here definitely pack a punch and can kill the overzealous
do-gooder easily, so retreat and eat food if you have to. This is a good place
to level to 7 at least, and you'll see that different types of food are 
dropping now which can heal you for more. You can also do the thongolith side
quest now, so do that if you want to. Return to the thongolith researcher for 
your prize and another side quest.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Thongolith of Justice
Given by: Thongolith Researcher
How to accomplish: Just like the previous side quest, "Thongolith of Courage",
use the device on the thongolith of justice which is loacted in the enchanted
forest. When you first get this quest you'll need to wait a bit until we get
to the enchanted forest. You will have to fight off more enemies while the 
device takes a reading, so be ready.


Since you only get white imp horns from the demons, you will need to visit
Bobblewood's farm, which is just east of the gate that the witch opens and a
bit north from the demons (follow the cherry pits). You may also notice that
near the demon's is a broken bridge. This leads into the demon mines, and 
you'll need to finish the magical crystal main quest first to get it to open.
Before going into the demon mines, you want to be around lvl 8-9 as well. This
is where you need to do your sneeky little anvil trick by using the greem 
anvil on Bobblewood's well in order to get farmer Bobblewood's red cherries.
Again, use the red cherry on the white horns to get your red demon horns.

Also, farmer Bobblewood will also have a side quest for you.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Demon Dung
Given by: Farmer Bobblewood
How to accomplish: Equip the dung hammer that the farmer gives you and use it 
to hit the demons south of the farm with, making them drop demon poop. Yes,
the "ore eating imps" count as demons. Make sure to put your normal weapon 
back on when you're done!
Rewards: Frost bolts


After that... unpleasent quest, Farmer Bobblewood will have one more for you.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Demon Water
Given by: Farmer Bobblewood
How to accomplish: Use the empty bucket to get demon water from the spooky 
fountain located in the demon mines. You'll obviously have to do this once you
get the magic crystal from witch Heybenstance. Once inside the mines, head 
north and stay on the north-left path and you'll find the fountain. Once you
get the water you need to use the nearest outhouse to warp to Bobblewood, as
the water will constantly hurt you much like a constant poison affect.
Rewards: Chestpiece of Guardians


Well, we can't do the farmer's last quest yet, but we can turn in the main 
quest to witch Heybenstance, so let's go get that magic crystal. After getting
it, we'll get a new main quest.


NEW MAIN QUEST!:


Main Quest: Open the Secret Entrance
Given by: Demon Witch Heybenstance
How to Accomplish: This is a story-line event. You need to charge the crystal
by gathering demonic rubies from killing "minor miner demons" in the mines,
than use the charged up crystal on the secret door in the mines.
Rewards: Access to the Artifact.



Well, now that we got our crystal, we can finally go into the demon mines. I 
went around and killed the demons outside the mines again, as well as some 
more spiders, greems, and slimes just to get a little experience. When you're
feeling comfortable with wading into crowds of the demon's outside of the mine,
go ahead and enter. 

You can take care of farmer Bobblewood's "Demon Water" quest now by taking the
northwest path, and you'll undoubtadley gather the rubies fairly quick. Take 
the lower east path to fight some more enemies and more importantly to find 
the hungry monsters food in a chest near a major demon. Now finally you can go
back to the fork and go north, taking the right fork this time. Don't attack 
the creature, as you can see that it's level 20 and would probably destroy you.
Use the monster food on his dish and he'll open the bridge for you! Keep on 
going to find the secret door, and try and build up a justice meter and have 
it ready, as we're going to need it soon. 

Ah, at last, the artifact. Go forward and talk to the monk of the artifact, 
after the witty banter, you'll eventually really NEED to get that artifact, 
but when you're done talking two dragons will spawn in:

Ashley the Dragon, level 10
Bubba the Dragon, level 9

Well than. They will try to smack you, breath fire, and try to jump on you. 
You're best bet is to have a full justice meter ready to go and be
around level 9-10. The spinning sword power will do wonders here, as It will 
darn near kill one dragon and if you're lucky you can get both of them with it.
If you have to, use hit and run tactics by smacking the dragon on the sides 
and healing with whatever food you can. 

After the battle you'll get your first runestone, the burning cleaver rune.
To use runestones you have to have two specific weapons equipped, in this 
case a melee fire weapon and a cleaver. Use them at the same time when the 
justice meter is full for some fun. Now grab the artifact for some awesome cut 
scenes.







Part 2: The perils of Pluckmuckel................DS02b


After your great battle with the entire orc army, you'll be unarmed and left 
outside of Bobblewood's cherry farm. Move north past the bridge to finally 
meet the mysterious red headed women who wanted you to get the artifact in the
first place.

She points out that there are orphens in need of rescuing. You'll also have to 
concoct an excuse about the artifact while you're at it, and you can learn 
about the feared tyrant lord von Prong. Concocting the excuse will complete a
innane quest about making a herorically excuse about how you lost the artifact
as well, which I won't list here. She will also give you a package to deliver 
to Nozzleford in the Pluckmuckel general store. 



NEW MAIN QUEST AND SIDE QUEST!:


Main Quest: Recover the Artifact
Given by: Yourself, after you lost it! Good job, "hero"!
How to accomplish: Storyline event.
Rewards: Um... feeling good?


Main Quest: Talk to the Mayor of Pluckmuckel
Given by: The Red-headed Woman (Sandy)
How to accomplish: Follow the road north and talk to the guy in the big funny
hat in Pluckmuckel.
Rewards: More quests.



Side Quest: Begrudging Delivery
Given by: The Red-headed Woman (Sandy)
How to accomplish: Head up to Pluckmuckel and visit Nozzleford at the general 
store.
Reward: Chestpiece of Glam

 

Without much else to do and weaponless, head north to visit the town of 
Pluckmuckel and you'll encounter the army of orcs that beat you up and they'll
tell you that they put your items in the dumpster.


NEW MAIN QUEST:

Main Quest: Recover Weapons
Given by: Yourself, after you lost your weapons. Good job, "hero"!
How to accomplish: Find yourself a functional sword, so you can chase the orcs 
away from the dumpster where they put all your things.
Rewards: You get your stuff back


In Pluckmuckel, you'll find your delivery people here and the mayor. You'll 
also find several shops that you can spend your hard earned gold at. You can
deliver Nozzleford's package now for a new side quest.



NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Nozzleford Delivery
Given by: Nozzleford
How to accomplish: Deliver the package to Rich Cabin, north east of town by 
the swamp.
Rewards: Trinket of Claws



Well, without a sword you're a pretty sad hero, so go talk to the mayor who 
will say that you need a new weapon and advises that you visit Eubrick south 
of Pluckmuckel.



NEW MAIN QUEST!:

Main Quest: A new and mighty blade!
Given by: The mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to accomplish: Visit the ex-hero Eubrick, who is southwest of Pluckmuckel.
The Hero will want you to do a few things for him first, so accomplish his 
quests to have him repair your broken sword.
Rewards: A new sword!



After talking to Eubrick, you'll find that the old hero wants a taco to part 
with his sword, bessie. Now pay attention to the KIND of taco he wants, as it 
differs with different playthroughs. Head back up to Tina, the taco vendor, 
and order a taco with the first three things eubrick wants.

Eubrick will ALWAYS want a extra spicy taco, but Tina won't sell it to you, so
to get around that make sure to combine your taco with pixie grass in your 
inventory screen to make it extra spicey, than talk to Eubrick who will fix 
your broken sword. 


NEW MAIN QUEST!:

Main Quest: Get Eubrick a Taco
Given by: Eubrick
How to accomplish: Order a taco from Tina, the taco vendor, with exactly the 
first three ingrediants Eubrick wants. These vary on different playthroughs, 
so ask Eubrick again if you need to. Combine that taco with a pixie bush to 
make it spicy and give it to Eubrick.
Reward: A new sword!


You'll soon see a scene of Sgt. Orque delivering the artifact to Lord von 
Prong. It seems that von Prong wants Deathspank's purple thong much more than 
the artifact. Um... yeah....


Now talk to the mayor with your sword and he'll let you find the orphens, 
giving you a bag to carry them around with. There are also SEVERAL side quests
you can do for people in the town, but first, the most important thing is to go
back to the dumpster where all your stuff is and drive off the orcs with your 
sword. Check the dumpster and you'll get all your old stuff back. Hurrah!

You'll also find a weapon's vendor in town, so if you've been grinding your 
gear you can probably find some nice weapons and armor. Now I'll list your new
main quests, followed by the numerous side quests you can do. The main quests 
involve you rescueing eight orphens, each of which gets his or her own "quest"
so the following list of quests will be LONG. Feel free to scroll down and 
check out the new side quests.



NEW MAIN QUESTS!:



Main Quest: Rescue Orphens
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to Accomplish: Rescue the eight missing orphens, check each orphen's quest
for more info.
Rewards: $100,000


Main Quest: Rescue Orphen Jimmy
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to Accomplish: You'll find Jimmy in the enchanted forest, right before the
leper colony, in a cage. Kill the weak leprechaun's until you find the head 
honcho and kill him to get a key. 
Rewards: Part of the Rescue Orphens quest



Main Quest: Rescue Orphen Sally
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to Accomplish: Sally is in the orc camp south past the demon gate to the 
east. She will also be in a cage. You'll need to take out Sgt. Orque, who is
further up in the warcamp, to get the key. 
Rewards: Part of the Rescue Orphens quest



Main Quest: Rescue Orphen Timmy
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to Accomplish: Get Ima and Strunken back together to take the orphen.
Rewards: Part of the Rescue Orphens quest



Main Quest: Rescue Annie the Orphen
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to Accomplish: Oh my god, what a pain Annie is! Head south east past 
eyeball path to enter another section of the demon mines. After navigating 
through the mines you'll have to battle the Nanny Demon, who you will have to
defeat. THAN you will have to complete three MORE quests: Orphen wants a 
Lolly, Orphen wants a Cell Phone?, and Orphen wants a Pony!?!?!?. Sheesh.
Rewards: Part of the Rescue Orphens quest



Main Quest: Rescue Orphen Billy
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to Accomplish: You'll find Billy in a cage outside of von Prong's locked
door. 
Rewards: Part of the Rescue Orphens quest



Main Quest: Rescue Orphen Molly
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to Accomplish: Molly is the easiest orphen to find, simply head east out 
of Pluckmuckel and you'll find her.
Rewards: Part of the Rescue Orphens quest



Main Quest: Rescue Orphen Tiberius
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to Accomplish: You'll find Tiberius in a cage outside of von Prong's 
locked door. 
Rewards: Part of the Rescue Orphens quest



Main Quest: Rescue Orphen Johnny
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to Accomplish: Drain the lake in the haunted forest to rescue Johnny.
Rewards: Part of the Rescue Orphens quest



Sheesh, here's the new side quests you can get right now:

NEW SIDE QUESTS!:


Side Quest: Recover the Lost Keys
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to accomplish: Head north of Pluckmuckel to the town dump, where you will
find trash piles that you need to investigate. Investegating them spawns level
11 filthy chizards, which pack quite a punch, so be ready. You'll find on key
in each pile, find four piles to complete.
Rewards: Onyx helm of Glam


Side Quest: Find Red Delicious
Given by: The Guy with the Missing Bro
How to accomplish: Head to the Pip-ravaged town, which is east and than north 
from Pluckmuckel, and than further north-west from Rich Cabins place. You'll 
notice the dirt mounds scatterd around the town (the same one's you have to 
search for the missing trunk for the lady), and you'll find Red in the 
western-most dirt mound. Kill everything around the mound, and than examine 
it. After talking to Red, a level 17 Pip Marauder will kill him and attack 
you. This is fairly easy with 2 players, but can be TOUGH on your own. You can
use hit and run tactics and whittle him down. I strongly recommend being 
around level 13-14 and liberal use of the burning cleaver runestone. Also, 
have a good crossbow, such as the passable crossbow.
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Key


Side Quest: Queen of the Lake
Given by: The Greem Exterminator
How to accomplish: The exterminator will give you a greem whistle to lure out
the greem queen near the greem lake mating stone. Teleport to the slimey 
outhouse and head east to get to the stone (where you killed the greem 
champion). The queen is level 15 and can kill you at level 10 in about two
hits, meaning you'll need to use ranged attacks and hit-and-run a lot. If you
have two players, this battle is a lot easier, as the wizard can take pot 
shots and use his double ability to take off huge chunks of health due to the 
explosion. You'll get the mating gland when she dies.
Rewards: Undeath Bolts and another whistle for the Haunted Forest mating stone.


Side Quest: Recover Eubrick's side-kick
Given by: Eubrick
How to accomplish: Travel east of Pluckmuckel and reach the eyeball trail. 
South west of the trail you'll find a cave with the spelunker nearby. Enter 
the cave to find the side-kick's journel. 
Rewards: Firebolts



Well, we have a log of stuff we can do, don't we? The orphen quest will last 
us quite awhile, as there are a lot of them, but there's some things we can do
quickly, such as finding the Mayor's lost keys and Eubrick's side-kick. You 
could also do the first Greem Exterminator quest, Queen of the Lake, but it 
can be hard if you're by yourself. Go ahead and do the easy quests now if you
want to. 

Almost everything new is east of Pluckmuckel. You can keep going east at the 
fork to reach the new demon mine's area and eventually a gate that you can't 
pass. North leads to Rich Cabins, which has a swamp off to the east as well, 
with one of my favorite enemies, the swamp donkies. You can also find the 
pip-ravaged town west of rich cabins, as well as the noisy monastery north of 
rich cabins. The enchanted forest is south of the pip-ravaged town, just
follow the road until you get to it. 

I personally visited rich cabin's first, to deliver Nozzleford's package, and 
also did the first mayor side quest and eubrick side quest. Once you turn in 
the mayor's side quest and eubrick's side quest, they'll each give you another
one (Eubrick will give you two if you ask). I'll also list the next Greem 
quest, as you CAN accomplish the first one now.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:


Side Quest: Recycling 101: Tin Cans
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to accomplish: These things are literally scattered throughout the land, 
and you'll be picking them up the entire game. There are more than fifty, I 
believe, so you can afford to miss one or two, but in general just explore the
world and you'll find them.
Rewards: 9840 gold


Side Quest: Queen of the Haunted Forest
Given by: The Greem Exterminator
How to accomplish: Use the whistle near the greem mating stone in the zombie 
greem camp.
Rewards: Stealth Potion, new whistle


Side Quest: Grave Delivery
Given by: Eubrick
How to accomplish: Eubrick wants you to take his gravestone to the gravedigger
in the Haunted Forest. You'll have to wait a bit to get there, but simply find
the gravedigger in the graveyard to deliver the gravestone.
Rewards: Nature Resistance Potion


Side Quest: Finish off the Turtles
Given by: Eubrick
How to accomplish: Kill off the giant turtles that Eubrick failed to years ago.
The turtles are south of the demon stones. You'll be hanging on to this quest 
for awhile until you can do it. Simply kill seven turtles to complete the 
quest.
Rewards: Major Stealth Potion


You probably also found the spelunker near eyeball trail if you did Eubrick's 
side-kick quest. This guy calls himself a spelunker but has too many phobia's
to actually do his hobby! You'll meet him at different caves throughout the 
game, and each quest he gives will have you simply go into the cave next to 
him and recover the crystal in it.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:


Side Quest: Crystal Eyeball
Given by: The Spelunker
How to accomplish: Get the crystal in the eyeball cave next to the spelunker.
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Key


Ok, so let's take the north fork to the east of Pluckmuckel, where you'll find
some new enemies called blinkers. These things are a bit annoying, as they can
teleport around when you're fighting them. Using ranged attacks seems to make 
them just teleport more, so as annoying as they are stick to smacking them. 

Head east past the construction materials to find rich cabin and deliver your 
package to him. Rich is trying to develop some condo's, and has several side 
quests to give to you if you want. Honestly, the only thing you NEED to do is 
find the orphen in the enchanted forest, but let's plough through these quests,
we'll need the experience.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:


Side Quest: Clear the Land
Given by: Rich Cabins
How to accomplish: Simply kill the blinkers around Rich. Only the adult one's 
count, but you'll find plenty of them around rich cabins, especially to the 
north east.
Rewards: Major Healing Potion


After turning that easy quest in, he'll give you a more challenging one.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:


Side Quest: Shhhhhhhhh
Given by: Rich Cabins
How to accomplish: As you've probably noticed, this area is a bit noisy. To 
fix that, Rich wants you to go destroy the "evil"  bell in the monastery to 
the north. The monks aren't too much trouble, but each time you hit the bell,
monks will spawn, and their attacks can add up. 
Rewards: Major Critical Potion


Turn in that quest for yet another, even more challenging one.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:


Side Quest: Enchanted Wood
Given by: Rich Cabins
How to accomplish: So good old Rich needs wood for his cabins. This requires 
you to go to the enchanted forest and find the lumberjack camp, where you will
find the wood just sitting around. The lumberjack camp is past the unicorn 
trail and west of the talking tree, and has many orcs working there. 
Rewards: Ice Bolts



Well, we have some choices here, we can do the pip-ravaged town quests first 
or head to the enchanted forest to do rich's quests, and where we'll find the 
orphen and many other side quests. Well, let's do the pip-ravaged town first 
since it's closer. 

As you head to the town, or even when you were doing the quest Shhhhhhh, 
you'll pass a lady who's missing her trunk.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: The Pip and the Trunk
Given by: Lady missing her trunk
How to accomplish: The trunk is hidden randomly among the dirt mounds in the 
pip-ravaged town. Examine all the mounds to find it.
Rewards: Helm of Howling


Well, now we can knock out two side quests while we're at the pip-ravaged 
town. The pip squeaks aren't much of a problem, but the bigger ones are 
harder... you'll want to use hit and run tactics with your best bow to take 
care of them. Again, the burning cleaver rune will nearly kill a big pip, so
make liberall use of it here. You'll get some good experience here too, which 
is good. Go ahead and take out all the pips that you can while doing the side
quests The Pip and the Trunk and Find Red Delicious. The monster that spawns 
when you do Red Delicious is quite tough, so clear out all the pips nearby 
before examing the dirt mound to the extreme west. Use your bow and burning 
cleaver runestone to take the thing down. I recommend level 13-14 for this 
part. 

Once you turn in the Red Delicious quest, you'll get another side quest where
you will blow up the houses in the pip-ravaged town. Fun! You can do it now 
and probably have very few big pips to worry about, assuming you wiped them 
out the first time through. Each bomb will spawn a big pip though, so do them
one at a time if you need to.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Revenge on the Pips
Given by: Guy with missing Bro
How to accomplish: Use the C4 on all the houses in the pip-ravaged town. 
Each time you do a big pip will spawn, so be ready.
Rewards: Gloves of Howling


Well, now that we're done at the pip-ravaged town, let's go to the enchanted 
forest. Just follow the road south of the pip-ravaged town and cross the 
bridge to reach the forest. You'll encounter a leprechaun there with a new 
side quest for you.



NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Leprechaun in Disguise
Given by: Worried Leprechaun
How to accomplish: Follow the trail down through the enchanted forest until 
you find the lumberjack camp. Go east towards the talking tree where you'll
find a cute little mushroom disguise for the leprechaun
Rewards: Poison Bolts


Now, if there's one thing you should be careful of in the enchanted forest,
it's the unicorns. Yes, as odd as that sounds, stay on the path and they'll
leave you alone. They're pretty much only at the very starting area, and you
can always run away from them. 

As you head to the talking tree, you'll also pass the thongolith of justice, 
so feel free to do that quest as well. The guardians are level 15, so don't 
forget to block and heal. Also, there is a thongolith researcher in 
Pluckmuckel, just so you know! I recommend talking to the talking tree east
of the lumberjack camp first. You'll also find the disguise for the Leprechaun
by the tree.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:


Side Quest: States Evidence
Given by: Worried Leprechaun
How to accomplish: Use the security key the leprechaun gave you in the 
enchanted cave to recover the states evidence that he wants. The enchanted 
cave is on the west side of the leper colony.
Rewards: Major Armor Potion


Side Quest: Cutting Edge
Given by: The Talking Tree
How to accomplish: Kill the orc's in the logging camp and collect their plaid
shirts.
Rewards: Boots of Howling


Now you can go to town on the logging camp and you'll complete two side 
quests at once, collecting the wood for rich cabin and the shirts for the 
talking tree. The orc's are much easier to handle than the pips, but they can
still pack a punch in numbers, so keep an eye on your health and use some 
justice when you can. 

Now, if you return the shirts to the tree, it will give you another side 
quest. Actually... sigh. It will give you a LOT of side quests. All of which
require you finding items on the path to the leper colonly. I'm just going to
list them all right here, seriously all you have to do is find them on the 
path heading west.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:


Side Quest: Sock Puppet
Given by: The Talking Tree
How to accomplish: Head to the left
Rewards: Ice Bolts

Side Quest: Story Time
Given by: The Talking Tree
How to accomplish: Head to the left
Rewards: Poison Bolts

Side Quest: A little prick
Given by: The Talking Tree
How to accomplish: Head to the left
Rewards: Major Healing Potion

Side Quest: Groovy Music 
Given by: The Talking Tree
How to accomplish: Head to the left
Rewards: Undeath Resistance Potion

Side Quest: Mood Lighting 
Given by: The Talking Tree
How to accomplish: Head to the left
Rewards: Nature Resistance Potion

Side Quest: Keep on Trucking 
Given by: The Talking Tree
How to accomplish: Head to the left
Rewards: Gargoyle Helm


Wow, quite a few quests huh? Well since we're here, I guess we better save
that orphen. Head south and take out the leprechaun's, who act a lot like 
the blinker's from earlier, so use normal melee attacks. To the west you'll
find the enchanted cave with the spelunker nearby.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:


Side Quest: Enchanted Crystal
Given by: The Spelunker
How to accomplish: Cave, crystal, ding
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Keys


Head east from the cave to find the leprechaun head honcho, who isn't 
necissarily hard to your pip-slaying hero, but can stun you for awhile, so 
keep your health up. Upon defeating him you'll get a key to the orphen's cage
as well as a new runestone, the Gallus Undeath runestone. Personally I prefer
the Burning Cleaver, but oh well. Go up and have the future criminal get in
the bag. 


You can now go back to Rich and give him the wood, as well as get another 
side quest.



NEW SIDE QUEST!:


Side Quest: Swamp Donkies
Given by: Rich Cabin
How to accomplish: Go down into the swamp near rich cabin's and kill the 
swamp donkies and collect their guts.
Rewards: Undeath Bolts.


The swamp donkies can pack a punch, plus there are more goo creatures which 
can explode and pack a punch as well. I like to soften up the donkies with my
crossbow and than smack them, while taking care of the goo monsters with my 
crossbow. Down near the southern portion of the swamp you can find a gold 
treasure chest that has another runestone in it, the Zapping Chains runestone.
I still prefer my Burning Cleaver. Rich will have one last quest for you when
you go back. 


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: The back nine
Given by: Rich Cabin
How to accomplish: Go down into the swamp again and put up the golf flags on
the holes. Each time you do some swamp donkies will spawn, so be ready.
Rewards: Fire Bolts


While exploring the swamp for the holes, you will also more than likely come
across the spelunker again, which of course means you get another side quest.



NEW SIDE QUEST!:


Side Quest: Swamp Crystal
Given by: The Spelunker
How to accomplish: Once again, cave, crystal, done
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Key


Well, ok, now that we got all those things done let's go back to eyeball trail
and head east towards the demon mines. Oh, you can stop by Pluckmuckel if you
wish to spend some money. I seriously had about 400,000 dollars and was around
level 16 by now, so if you find yourself like that, you can always visit the 
weapon vendor and buy some of the best armor in the game, the Dragon Slayer 
armor. I bought four pieces of the stuff (even though I couldn't equip it) 
and got the fifth pices after getting through the upcoming demon mines. Save 
at least 600 bucks for some upcoming quests.


Speaking of the demon mines, check out the map when you enter the place and 
you'll see some pictures for some levers you gotta hit to make some bridges. 
The first one is to your right, so go hit the blue lever and make your way 
past the blue bridge. At the fork past the blue bridge, take the south path 
to get to the next lever, than return to the north path and go past the red 
bridge. Now go east and get the yellow switch to keep on going.


Now you'll encounter the terrified Nanny Demon. Apparently Annie the orphen is
quite a handful. The Nanny is level 14, and is quite stronger than most of the
demon's you've fought so far, as she'll constantly shoot fire out at you and 
bring fire down upon you, as well as knocking you back every once in a while 
if you melee her. Since we did all those quests north of Pluckmuckel, the 
Nanny isn't too hard (I was around level 16 at this point). If you're having 
trouble, down a fire resistance potion and keep your potions handy and go to 
town.

For beating the demon you get the key to the demon gate outside the mines as 
well as a new runestone, the Flaming Blade runestone, which I used to replace
my Burning Cleaver one, as I love the spinning blade weapons. You'll now have
to talk to the horror of orphen's, Annie...

Annie is NOT going to go with you happily, giving you quite a few new main 
quests to do. Thankfully each quest requires you running to Pluckmuckel's 
general store and back. Also, the door next to you leads out to near where 
your weapons were dumped, so you can exit it and head north to Pluckmuckel 
for these quests. Orcs may try to ambush you sometimes, but they are nothing 
you can't handle.



NEW MAIN QUEST!:


Main Quest: Orphen wants a Lolly
Given by: Annie the Orphen
How to accomplish: Go get it from the Pluckmuckel General Store
Rewards: Um.. Placating Annie?


Main Quest: Orphen wants a Cell Phone?
Given by: Annie the Orphen
How to accomplish:  Go get it from the Pluckmuckel General Store
Rewards: Um.. Placating Annie?


Main Quest: Orphen wants a pony!?!?!?
Given by: Annie the Orphen
How to accomplish:  Go get it from the Pluckmuckel General Store
Rewards: Um.. Placating Annie?

Now you can FINALLY put the future criminal into the bag. We've done just 
about all we can do, so let's go to part three and move past the demon gate 
to the east. 









Part 3: The fall of von Prong.............DS02c



Well, head down the path and you'll soon meet another poor citizen who needs 
your help.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:


Side Quest: Hit and Run
Given by: Man who was Ambushed
How to accomplish: You'll need to get the man's packages back. Simply follow 
the trail of packages that lead up to the orc war camp, where you might as 
well go crazy and take out the orcs. Return the packages to complete.
Rewards: Demon Tooth


The previous quest leads you to the nearby orc warcamp, which is a pretty fun
place to fight at as long as you watch your health and retreat when you need 
to. You'll find Sgt. Orque up near the top of the areana, so save some justice
for him too. He's actually pretty easy, he doesn't hit too hard and will 
constantly summon level four orcs to come help him, who are more of a nuisance
than a threat. Once he dies he'll keep summoning them too. Poor guy doesn't 
know when to quit.

When he dies he'll drop a key for a nearby orphen, as well as a new runestone,
Geyser. Go back to the ambushed man if you wish for another side quest.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Escort Mission
Given by: Man who was Ambushed
How to accomplish: Lead the poor guy down the road to the beginning of the 
haunted forest.
Rewards: Wait, what? Really?


Well, I didn't see that coming. Well, anyways, here we are in the haunted 
forest area. First, go down the road and you'll see a chest, which is good, 
but above the chest is a spider, who once you kill will drop a runestone, 
Soul Splitter. I didn't really get a good look at the spider, but it didn't 
seem too special to me. Oh well. Nearby is a forest residence who has another
quest! Oh boy!


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Whistle past the Grave
Given by: Forest Resident
How to accomplish: Go east and check to see if the grave digger is still 
alive.
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Key



Well, head east to not only complete the side quest, but also find the 
gravedigger alive and well in the graveyard. And yes, there's plenty of 
ghouls around for you to kill. Talk to the gravedigger to complete one of 
Eubrick's side quests as well as get a few new side quests.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:


Side Quest: Grave Business
Given by: The gravedigger
How to accomplish: Deliver the gravestone receipt to Eubrick.
Rewards: Major Speed Potion


Side Quest: Saving the Graveyard
Given by: The gravedigger
How to accomplish: Kill the ghouls scattered throughout the graveyard and 
bring their pelts to the gravedigger.
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Keys


Go ahead and kill the ghouls around the graveyard, it's easy enough. Go back 
to the gravedigger for another quest. You can also go back to the forest 
resident for another quest as well.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:


Side Quest: Putting Grandpa to Rest.
Given by: Forest Resident
How to accomplish: Go find grandpa north of the forest resident in the sea of
bones.
Rewards: Gargoyle Shoulders

Side Quest: The Magical Sword
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How to accomplish: Break open the archways north of the sunken town.
Rewards: Undeath Resistance Potion


You can do the grandpa quest now, so go ahead if you want to. We'll get the 
magical sword a bit later, though. Head down the path and you'll see red 
graves scattered around. These graves have screamer's in them, which are 
basically suicidal zombies, so launch a crossbow bolt at them. You'll also 
see a orphen stranded on an island.


NEW MAIN QUEST!:


Main Quest: Dam that Lake
Given by: Seeing the orphen stranded
How to accomplish: You need to find a way to dam the lake up. To do this fight
your way to the dam where you'll find a wheel. Once you get it head back to 
the termites and, like the box, drop the wheel near the termites to get them 
to eat the wood off. Now go back to the dam and use the wheel as a makeshift 
gear, and than hit the lever, draining the lake.
Rewards: Rescuing Johnny the orphen.


Keep going and you'll run into a man near the termites (there are some 
termite hills north east of him). He'll give you another side quest.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: What's in the Box
Given by: The man near the termites
How to accomplish: Head into the termite hills and go into your inventory and
DROP the box near a termite hill. They'll eat the wood for you.
Rewards: Shoulders of the Frozen North


Go back to the man and show him what you've done. Poor guy. You can also 
finally do the haunted forest greem quest now, since north east of the man 
near the termites is the zombie greem camp. Just use the same tactics that you
did for the first greem queen and you'll be ok. You can go back and talk to 
the exterminator now and turn in the quest for another one.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Queen of the Farmlands
Given by: The Greem Exterminator
How to accomplish: Use the greem whistle near the greem mating stone south of
turtle lake.
Rewards: Suspicious Murder Necklace



Anyway, make your way following the path west of the termite mounds and kill
anything that looks at you funny. You'll see the dam outhouse near two arch
ways, and you can find the soul killer blade in the left arch way. Fun. 
You'll get yet another quest.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Bone Collection
Given by: The gravekeeper
How to accomplish: Collect the cursed bones at the bottom of the lake.
Rewards: 25560 dollars


Go back to the dam outhouse and continue east, past the orc guards, to reach
the dam. I happened to find my last tin can right around this area as well,
just FYI. As you fight your way to the dam you'll find a wheel. Once you get 
it head back to the termites and, like the box, drop the wheel near the 
termites to get them to eat the wood off. Now go back to the dam and use the 
wheel as a makeshift gear, and than hit the lever, draining the lake. Sweet.

Now you can go down into the lake, which is covering up some destroyed houses.
You can also do the bone collection quest now and rescue the orphen Johnny. 
You'll also find a kind ghost in the drained lake, who gives you three quests.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Ward of the Dead
Given By: Kind Ghost
How to accomplish: Destroy the crypt arch south of the forest resident amid 
the swarmers.Destroy the crypt arch directly south of the zombie greem camp.
Rewards:Demon Tooth Accessory

Side Quest: Ward of the Deader
Given By: Kind Ghost
How to accomplish: Destroy the crypt arch directly south of the sunken town.
Rewards: Fire Resistance Potion

Side Quest: Ward of the Deadest
Given By: Kind Ghost
How to accomplish: Destroy the crypt arch directly south of the zombie greem
camp.
Rewards: Major Healing Potion

 
Once you do those quests for the kind ghost, she'll give you another one.

NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Watery Grave
Given By: Kind Ghost
How to accomplish: Defeat the ghosts that are spawned near the kind ghost. 
This takes awhile.
Rewards: Helm of the Frozen North



Well, we're kinda done in this area, so head east towards the haunted mansion
on your map and you'll meet a friendly neighborhood spelunker.



NEW SIDE QUEST!:


Side Quest: Haunted Crystal
Given by: Spelunker
How to accomplish: Go in, get crystal, get out. Beware of screamers
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Key


Keep heading north past the mansion and cross the bridge, where you can pick 
up a couple of side quests from the courier.

NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Stinky Delivery
Given by: The courier
How to accomplish: Deliver the package to Strunken at his farm south of von 
Prong's castle.
Rewards: Gargoyle Boots

Side Quest: Magical Delivery
Given by: The courier
How to accomplish: Deliver the package to the wizard who lives by von Prong's 
castle.
Rewards: Undeath Bolts

Keep going until you reach the wizards residence to deliver the package to
him. Of course, you will also get a side quest from him.

NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: One Part Chizard
Given by: The wizard
How to accomplish: Go to the haunted mansion and collect the wizards chizard 
recipe.
Rewards: Major Speed Potion


Well, the homunculi resist fire, but otherwise just heal between fights and 
you'll be ok. The wizard will want his eyeball recipe next.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: One part eye ball
Given by: The wizard
How to accomplish: Head southeast of Pluckmuckel and use the wizard's key to 
unlock the wizards estate. Go in and collect the recipe near the tower of 
eyeballs.
Rewards: Undeath Bolts



While doing the previous quest you'll also get another runestone from a rather
large eyeball, the hairy eye. It's the Undeath Curse runestone. Sweet. 
The wizard still has one more quest for you.

NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: One part bearalope
Given by: The wizard
How to accomplish: Search the wizards backyard for the bearalope recipe. The 
bearalopes will charge at you, and can stun you, so be careful. Try out your
new Undeath Curse runestone to shrink them down to size.
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Key


After you do that, the wizard will require a piece of unicorn. Sounds like 
another side quest. He'll want a piece of unicorn from the enchanted forest, 
and you can definitley stand up to them now, so go get revenge.

NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: A bit of Unicorn
Given by: The wizard
How to accomplish: Go kill a unicorn in the enchanted forest.
Rewards: Ice Bolts


Returning it will net you another quest, that you can't do for awhile. 

NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: A bit of Demon
Given by: The wizard
How to accomplish: Go to the demon stones northeast of the Wretched Village
and kill everything around them (any small demons you may find). A level 19
demon will show up that you need to kill. Once you do, you'll have your bit 
of demon.
Rewards: Major Healing Potion


Head past the wizards place to meet up with some vendors that sell some of the
best stuff around. Upgrade as you see fit (I was level 18 at this point, 
wearing all the dragonslayer items and using a katana, my two favorite 
runestone weapons, and the armor piercing crossbow).


From here you can finally see von Prong's castle, but check your map and 
you'll see a lot of land to explore. Well, we obviously need orphens, so head
down to Ima's farm. Deliver the package to Ima and Strunken. There's an orphen
here, but Strunken is claiming him for now, until you patch things up between 
them. Talk to both of them and remember their problems, as they are different
each time. Say you're sorry to each of them for the other, remembering their 
problems. Boy these guys have problems. Remember that they each have two 
problems that you have to remember and talk to the other one for. 

After the reunion you can finally put Timmy, the future criminal, into the 
bag. You'll also be able to do a quest for old Strunken. Take note that the 
turtle lack area is only accessed from the north, by the demon stones, so 
save that stuff for a bit later.

NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Unicorn Poop
Given by: Strunken
How to accomplish: Pick up a radish by the unicorn outhouse, combine it with 
the relish, and than drop it near the unicorns. Get them to stop chasing you
and come back to pick up the poop.
Rewards: Major Healing Potion



Might as well go back to the fork where you probably saw a man without a 
friend for a new side quest.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Man's best friend
Given by: Man without a friend
How to accomplish: Travel south and circle around the path so you end up in 
the place west of the man without a friend. Kill everything there. Man, you're
a monster!
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Key


Also you can head south toward the prong orc encampment to find a orc 
commander, who drops another runstone upon defeat, the Frozen Blade. Now head 
north and you'll fight even more orcs. Kill all the orcs around the orc 
village and than talk to the time keeper. Get him to tell you the name of the
song that breaks his hourglass, than go into the museum and talk to the 
guards. Get them to tell you what time they take lunch at. Than play the 
phonograph until you get that song and you'll hear the hourglass break. Go 
back outside and tell the timekeeper what time it is, than go back to the 
museum and grab von Prong's hair.


Go a bit north east to the Wretched village, to find many wrethed people with
wretched side quests:


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Wretched Dirt
Given by: Christopher the Wretched
How to accomplish: Collect the mounds of dirt east of the Prong Orc camp near
the spiders.
Rewards: Silver Ring

Side Quest: Stones for Soup
Given by: Wretched Man
How to accomplish: Collect the stones in the orc village to the west.
Rewards: Conterfeit Ring


Side Quest: Wretched Diary
Given by: Joshina the Wretched
How to accomplish: Collect the diary by the fountain in the orc village to 
the west.
Rewards: In-Develpment Ring


The Wretched man will also want the following ingrediants, each time you turn
in a quest:

NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Chicken Feet
Given by: Wretched Man
How to accomplish: Kill chickens. Pluckmuckel has plenty
Rewards: Greatest-Generation Trinket

Side Quest: Sweet Caviar
Given by: Wretched Man
How to accomplish: Kill the giant turtles south by turtle lake. Watch out, 
they pack a punch.
Rewards: Ring of Ninja's

Side Quest: The Forbidden Dish
Given by: Wretched Man
How to accomplish: Head northeast to the wide open area and lure the giant 
sabre tooth donkey down to the wretched man. DON'T KILL IT, just lead it.
Rewards: Demon Tooth Chestpiece


Whew, more quests. You'll also find the demon stones to the northeast of the 
village, so you can do the quest a bit of demon now if you want. If you do 
the wizard will give you this quest.

NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Who's Afraid of the Biclops
Given by: The wizard
How to accomplish: Kill the Biclops. Use justice, items, hit-and-run tactics,
whatever you have to do.
Rewards: Functional Shoulders of Function


Well, you can head down to turtle lake to take care of the caviar and 
Eubrick's quests, and you will find a greem mating stone south of turtle lake
in the greem camp. The roving greem queen is level 20 and isn't much worse 
than a unicorn. You can take care of the forbidden dish quest by heading to 
the area north east of the wretched village. Don't KILL that giant donkey 
though.

You'll also find the last two spelunker quests in the area, so visit them 
both if you want to.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: Wretched Crystal
Given by: Spelunker
How to accomplish: Cave, crystal, done.
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Key


Side Quest: Sabre Tooth Crystal
Given by: Spelunker
How to accomplish: Cave, crystal, done.
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Key


You can also now go get another side quest from Eubrick now if you want.


NEW SIDE QUEST!:

Side Quest: License to Just
Given by: Eubrick
How to accomplish: Get Eubricks Hero Liscens from the town dump. It's on the
right side.
Rewards: Poison Bolts

Return for yet another quest.

Side Quest: Closure 
Given by: Eubrick
How to accomplish: Go north of the city dump and kill the ogre
Rewards: 32400 Dollars

You'll have no problem killing this guy at your level, and you'll even get 
the Ice Bash runestone out of it. That's the last runestone guys, as far as 
everyone knows, there is no "K" runestone. Now we've wrapped up all our side 
quests, and are stuck with just rescuing two remaining orphens and the 
artifact. There is literally nothing else to do except head north to von 
Prong's castle.


Up at the castle you'll talk to the drawbridge guard, and since you have six
orphens you'll be let in. If you don't have six orphens yet you'll get another
main quest.

NEW MAIN QUEST!:

Main Quest: Lord von Prong's Castle
Given by: Drawbridge Guard
How to accomplish: Collect six orphens
Rewards: Access into the castle


Anyway, since we have six orphens, head into the castle and kill all orcs. 
Also, check out all the murals/painting of von Prong, since they're pretty 
funny. You'll come to a locked gate, which you'll need to talk to Eubrick 
about, and the last two remaining orphens. The mayor will give you an IOU for
the orphens, but you don't really need money anyways.

You do get a nice cutscene, and I've read that you can claim the IOU later.
Now go talk to Eubrick for quite a few quests. Hey, at least we got that wig 
hair already.

NEW MAIN QUEST!

Main Quest: A Date with Destiny
Given by: Seeing the locked gate in von Prong's castle
How to accomplish: Talk to Eubrick who will want you do collect a few things
for him, as listed below.
Rewards: Access to von Prong

Main Quest: The Coiffeur of Power
Given by: Eubrick
How to accomplish: Kill all the orcs around the orc village south of von 
Prong's castle and than talk to the time keeper. Get him to tell you the name
of the song that breaks his hourglass, than go into the museum and talk to the
guards. Get them to tell you what time they take lunch at. Than play the 
phonograph until you get that song and you'll hear the hourglass break. 
Go back outside and tell the timekeeper what time it is, than go back to the 
museum and grab von Prong's hair.
Rewards: Eubrick will make the Pronginator 3000 for you.

Main Quest: Gotta Get Felt
Given by: Eubrick
How to accomplish: Go to the web filled outhouse where you'll find dragon poop
with a note in it. Keep heading down the path collecting notes and heading to
the orc camp. You'll find Otis the Dragon in the camp, so kill him (use an ice
weapon) and you'll free felt. Stick with buying a plain 6x6 piece of felt.
Rewards: Eubrick will make the Pronginator 3000 for you.

Main Quest: The Smelting of Justice
Given by: Eubrick
How to accomplish: Equip the Demonic Pickaxe Eubrick gave you and warp to the 
web filled outhouse. Go north and enter the demon mines. Use the Pickaxe on 
the demon ore scattered around to get what you need.
Rewards: Eubrick will make the Pronginator 3000 for you.


Well, again, like the quests say, use the web filled outhouse for easy 
transportation. Once you acquire all the items, go back to Eubrick to see a 
cutscene where he makes the impressive Pronginator 3000 for you. 


Ok, head into von Prong's courtyard and get ready for the big fight. 

Here's what we did to kill von Prong. First of all kill his side kicks to get 
the fight off right. Now you can use your Pronginator's power to stop Prong's
singing when the justice meter is full. Now, thnikaman and I do this 
differently, but either way works. He pulls off perfect blocks to get his 
power to the max and than uses it, while I use the power, fill Prong full of 
crossbow bolts, and than use the power again. Either way works. If you don't 
use the Pronginator, Prong will sing to heal himself fully. He'll also do a 
small area of effect attack that can stun you, so keep your distance. 

After the battle, Sandy will come by and give you one last quest:

NEW MAIN QUEST!:

Main Quest: Meet Sandy Past Gate
Given by: Sandy
How to accomplish: Simply head out the gate to the northeast of von Prong's
castle.
Rewards: Your Heroic Ending.


And with that you've beaten Deathspank. Good job, hero! We'll see you in 
Deathspank: Thongs of Justice.








III. Quest List...................................DS03


Here's a list of every quest, of the main and side variety, in the game as 
well as a brief way to complete them and their rewards. You can find these 
quests in the main walkthrough as well, they are just listed here for 
convience. If you're somewhat familiar with the game, you should be able to 
get them done with the brief "how to accomplish" part we've wrote, otherwise 
check the main walkthrough to see if there's any more details to help you out.
If all else fails, shoot me an email and I'll look into it. 





Main Quests:


Main Quest: Get the Artifact
Given by: You start out with this quest.
How to accomplish: Keep playing the game. Storyline event.
Reward: A mighty artifact!


Main Quest: Date With a Witch 
Given by: You start out with this quest.
How to accomplish: Stroll northward, dispenser of Justice!
Reward: Um, not much. What, all you did was talk to someone!


Main Quest: Chicken Lips
Given by: Demon Witch Heybanstance
How to Accomplish: Kill the vicious chickens north of the Witch's house.
Reward: Experience and more quests!


Main Quest: Hair of the Pixies
Given by: Demon Witch Heybanstance
How to accomplish: Collect the pixie bushes around the witch and west of the 
Witch's house near the fisherman. They are pretty easy to find.
Rewards: 1/3rd of the way to a shiny magical crystal.


Main Quest: Crystal Shard
Given by: Demon Witch Heybanstance
How to accomplish: Head to the slime pits by following the road around greem 
lake. Fight your way through the slimes to find the crystal in the back. Be
careful of the higher level slime "guarding" it and retreat and heal if you 
need to.
Rewards: 1/3rd of the way to a shiny magical crystal.


Main Quest: Bright red Demon Imp Horns
Given by: Demon Witch Heybanstance
How to accomplish: This will take longer than the previous two "magical 
crystal" quests, and you can do plenty of side quests before this one. First,
you get the demon horns from killing demons, east of greem lake past the 
spiders. The demons will ONLY drop white horns, so you'll get another quest
soon afterwards.
Rewards: Another quest!


Main Sub-Quest: Dye White Demon Horns
Given by: Given after accomplishing Bright red Demon Imp Horns
How to Accomplish: Head East from the Witch's House or North of where you just
got your white Demon Horns (follow the cherry pits) to find Farmer Bobblewood's 
farm. If you killed any greem's near greem lake, you'll have picked up a greem
anvil. Use the anvil on the well to make the poor farmer wheel it up, and than 
grab one of his red cherries. Combine the red cherry with your white demon 
horns in the item menu to obtain red demon horns.
Rewards: 1/3rd of the way to a shiny magical crystal.


Main Quest: Open the Secret Entrance
Given by: Demon Witch Heybenstance
How to Accomplish: This is a story-line event. You need to charge the crystal 
by gathering demonic rubies from killing "minor miner demons" in the mines, 
than use the charged up crystal on the secret door in the mines.
Rewards: Access to the Artifact.


Main Quest: Recover the Artifact
Given by: Yourself, after you lost it! Good job, "hero"!
How to accomplish: Storyline event.
Rewards: Um... feeling good?


Main Quest: Talk to the Mayor of Pluckmuckel
Given by: The Red-headed Woman (Sandy)
How to accomplish: Follow the road north and talk to the guy in the big funny
hat in Pluckmuckel.
Rewards: More quests.


Main Quest: Recover Weapons
Given by: Yourself, after you lost your weapons. Good job, "hero"!
How to accomplish: Find yourself a functional sword, so you can chase the orcs 
away from the dumpster where they put all your things.
Rewards: You get your stuff back


Main Quest: A new and mighty blade!
Given by: The mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to accomplish: Visit the ex-hero Eubrick, who is southwest of Pluckmuckel.
The Hero will want you to do a few things for him first, so accomplish his 
quests to have him repair your broken sword.
Rewards: A new sword!


Main Quest: Get Eubrick a Taco
Given by: Eubrick
How to accomplish: Order a taco from Tina, the taco vendor, with exactly the 
first three ingrediants Eubrick wants. These vary on different playthroughs,
so ask Eubrick again if you need to. Combine that taco with a pixie bush to 
make it spicy and give it to Eubrick.
Reward: A new sword!


Main Quest: Rescue Orphens
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to Accomplish: Rescue the eight missing orphens, check each orphen's 
quest for more info.
Rewards: $100,000


Main Quest: Rescue Orphen Jimmy
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to Accomplish: You'll find Jimmy in the enchanted forest, right before 
the leper colony, in a cage. Kill the weak leprechaun's until you find the 
head honcho and kill him to get a key. 
Rewards: Part of the Rescue Orphens quest


Main Quest: Rescue Orphen Sally
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to Accomplish: Sally is in the orc camp south past the demon gate to the 
east. She will also be in a cage. You'll need to take out Sgt. Orque, who is 
further up in the warcamp, to get the key. 
Rewards: Part of the Rescue Orphens quest


Main Quest: Rescue Orphen Timmy
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to Accomplish: Get Ima and Strunken back together to take the orphen.
Rewards: Part of the Rescue Orphens quest


Main Quest: Rescue Annie the Orphen
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to Accomplish: Oh my god, what a pain Annie is! Head south east past 
eyeball path to enter another section of the demon mines. After navigating 
through the mines you'll have to battle the Nanny Demon, who you will have to
defeat. THAN you will have to complete three MORE quests: Orphen wants a 
Lolly, Orphen wants a Cell Phone?, and Orphen wants a Pony!?!?!?. Sheesh.
Rewards: Part of the Rescue Orphens quest


Main Quest: Rescue Orphen Billy
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to Accomplish: You'll find Billy in a cage outside of von Prong's locked
door. 
Rewards: Part of the Rescue Orphens quest


Main Quest: Rescue Orphen Molly
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to Accomplish: Molly is the easiest orphen to find, simply head east out of 
Pluckmuckel and you'll find her.
Rewards: Part of the Rescue Orphens quest


Main Quest: Rescue Orphen Tiberius
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to Accomplish: You'll find Tiberius in a cage outside of von Prong's locked
door. 
Rewards: Part of the Rescue Orphens quest


Main Quest: Rescue Orphen Johnny
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to Accomplish: Drain the lake in the haunted forest to rescue Johnny.
Rewards: Part of the Rescue Orphens quest


Main Quest: Orphen wants a Lolly
Given by: Annie the Orphen
How to accomplish: Go get it from the Pluckmuckel General Store
Rewards: Um.. Placating Annie?


Main Quest: Orphen wants a Cell Phone?
Given by: Annie the Orphen
How to accomplish:  Go get it from the Pluckmuckel General Store
Rewards: Um.. Placating Annie?


Main Quest: Orphen wants a pony!?!?!?
Given by: Annie the Orphen
How to accomplish:  Go get it from the Pluckmuckel General Store
Rewards: Um.. Placating Annie?


Main Quest: Dam that Lake
Given by: Seeing the orphen stranded
How to accomplish: You need to find a way to dam the lake up. To do this fight
your way to the dam where you'll find a wheel. Once you get it head back to
the termites and, like the box, drop the wheel near the termites to get them 
to eat the wood off. Now go back to the dam and use the wheel as a makeshift 
gear, and than hit the lever, draining the lake.
Rewards: Rescuing Johnny the orphen.


Main Quest: Lord von Prong's Castle
Given by: Drawbridge Guard
How to accomplish: Collect six orphens
Rewards: Access into the castle


Main Quest: A Date with Destiny
Given by: Seeing the locked gate in von Prong's castle
How to accomplish: Talk to Eubrick who will want you do collect a few things 
for him, as listed below.
Rewards: Access to von Prong


Main Quest: The Coiffeur of Power
Given by: Eubrick
How to accomplish: Kill all the orcs around the orc village south of von 
Prong's castle and than talk to the time keeper. Get him to tell you the name 
of the song that breaks his hourglass, than go into the museum and talk to 
the guards. Get them to tell you what time they take lunch at. Than play the 
phonograph until you get that song and you'll hear the hourglass break. Go 
back outside and tell the timekeeper what time it is, than go back to the 
museum and grab von Prong's hair.
Rewards: Eubrick will make the Pronginator 3000 for you.


Main Quest: Gotta Get Felt
Given by: Eubrick
How to accomplish: Go to the web filled outhouse where you'll find dragon poop
with a note in it. Keep heading down the path collecting notes and heading to
the orc camp. You'll find Otis the Dragon in the camp, so kill him (use an ice
weapon) and you'll free felt. Stick with buying a plain 6x6 piece of felt.
Rewards: Eubrick will make the Pronginator 3000 for you.


Main Quest: The Smelting of Justice
Given by: Eubrick
How to accomplish: Equip the Demonic Pickaxe Eubrick gave you and warp to the
web filled outhouse. Go north and enter the demon mines. Use the Pickaxe on 
the demon ore scattered around to get what you need.
Rewards: Eubrick will make the Pronginator 3000 for you.


Main Quest: Meet Sandy Past Gate
Given by: Sandy
How to accomplish: Simply head out the gate to the northeast of von Prong's 
castle.
Rewards: Your Heroic Ending.



Side Quests:


Side Quest: The Lost Tacklebox
Given by: The Lazy Fisherman
How to accomplish: Head south of the fisherman towards greem lake and you'll
see it sitting on a sand bank.
Rewards: Experience and a key to a chest.


Side Quest: Bong's Pad
Given by: Ex-orphen Vendor
How to accomplish: Deliver the package to Bong in Pluckmuckel. You'll get there
by playing through the story, just remember to visit Bong's potions shop.
Rewards: Minor healing potion.


Side Quest: Goo Riffic
Given by: Ex-orphen Vendor
How to accomplish: Collect goo drops from oozing goo's in the slime pits. You 
can do this while going after the crystal there, very hard to miss.
Rewards: Killer plant immunity potion.


Side Quest: Hooked on a Greem
Given by: The Lazy Fisherman
How to accomplish: Kill greems by greem lake.
Rewards: Fire bolts.


Side Quest: Something smells fishy
Given by: The Lazy Fisherman
How to accomplish: Kill the greem champion near the greem lake mating stone. 
The champion is probably the toughest thing you've faced so far, so be careful
and make sure to heal. Take out the smaller greems first before facing him, 
and have a meter of justice ready. The champion will try to eat the nearby 
turnips to regain health, so if he goes for it, do your best to unleash
justice and keep him away from the turnips to make the fight go much faster.
Rewards: Helmet of Pointiness


Side Quest: Pick Pocket
Given by: Guy with missing wallet
How to accomplish: The wallet is very close by, near the killer plants. 
Investigate the mound of dirt to find it.
Rewards: Trinket of Injury


Side Quest: Thongolith of Courage
Given by: Thongolith Researcher
How to accomplish: Use the instrument that the researcher gives you by the
"Thongolith of Courage" which is further east down "spider road". You'll see 
the glowing purple pillar, just examine it. As the device is taking a reading
you will have to fight off several enemies, so be ready.
Rewards: Gloves of Science


Side Quest: Blood on the Spores
Given by: Ex-Orphen Vendor
How to accomplish: You have to kill greems near the killer plants south of the
orphen vendor. There are already several greem mixed in with the plants, so 
just kill everything and let God sort them out!
Rewards: Stealth potion


Side Quest: Gimme Eyes
Given by: Ex-Orphen Vendor
How to accomplish: Kill spiders on "spider road" for spider eyes. You need 
120, but since they drop 8 at a time, this won't take long at all.
Rewards: Minor armor potion


Side Quest: Thongolith of Justice
Given by: Thongolith Researcher
How to accomplish: Just like the previous side quest, "Thongolith of Courage",
use the device on the thongolith of justice which is loacted in the enchanted 
forest. When you first get this quest you'll need to wait a bit until we get
to the enchanted forest. You will have to fight off more enemies while the 
device takes a reading, so be ready.


Side Quest: Demon Dung
Given by: Farmer Bobblewood
How to accomplish: Equip the dung hammer that the farmer gives you and use it
to hit the demons south of the farm with, making them drop demon poop. Yes, 
the "ore eating imps" count as demons. Make sure to put your normal weapon 
back on when you're done!
Rewards: Frost bolts


Side Quest: Demon Water
Given by: Farmer Bobblewood
How to accomplish: Use the empty bucket to get demon water from the spooky 
fountain located in the demon mines. You'll obviously have to do this once 
you get the magic crystal from witch Heybenstance. Once inside the mines, head
north and stay on the north-left path and you'll find the fountain. Once you 
get the water you need to use the nearest outhouse to warp to Bobblewood, as
the water will constantly hurt you much like a constant poison affect.
Rewards: Chestpiece of Guardians


Side Quest: Begrudging Delivery
Given by: The Red-headed Woman (Sandy)
How to accomplish: Head up to Pluckmuckel and visit Nozzleford at the general 
store.
Reward: Chestpiece of Glam


Side Quest: Nozzleford Delivery
Given by: Nozzleford
How to accomplish: Deliver the package to Rich Cabin, north east of town by 
the swamp.
Rewards: Trinket of Claws


Side Quest: Recover the Lost Keys
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to accomplish: Head north of Pluckmuckel to the town dump, where you will 
find trash piles that you need to investigate. Investegating them spawns level
11 filthy chizards, which pack quite a punch, so be ready. You'll find one key
in each pile, findfour piles to complete.
Rewards: Onyx helm of Glam


Side Quest: Find Red Delicious
Given by: The Guy with the Missing Bro
How to accomplish: Head to the Pip-ravaged town, which is east and than north 
from Pluckmuckel, and than further north-west from Rich Cabins place. You'll 
notice the dirt mounds scatterd around the town (the same one's you have to 
search for the missing trunk for the lady), and you'll find Red in the 
western-most dirt mound. Kill everything around the mound, and than examine it.
After talking to Red, a level 17 Pip Marauder will kill him and attack you. 
This is fairly easy with 2 players, but can be TOUGH on your own. You can use 
hit and run tactics and whittle him down. I strongly recommend being around 
level 13-14 and liberal use of the burning cleaver runestone. Also, have a 
good crossbow, such as the passable crossbow.
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Key


Side Quest: Queen of the Lake
Given by: The Greem Exterminator
How to accomplish: The exterminator will give you a greem whistle to lure out
the greem queen near the greem lake mating stone. Teleport to the slimey 
outhouse and head east to get to the stone (where you killed the greem 
champion). The queen is level 15 and can kill you at level 10 in about two 
hits, meaning you'll need to use ranged attacks and hit-and-run a lot. If you
have two players, this battle is a lot easier, as the wizard can take pot 
shots and use his double ability to take off huge chunks of health due to the 
explosion. You'll get the mating gland when she dies.
Rewards: Undeath Bolts and another whistle for the Haunted Forest mating stone.


Side Quest: Recover Eubrick's side-kick
Given by: Eubrick
How to accomplish: Travel east of Pluckmuckel and reach the eyeball trail. 
South west of the trail you'll find a cave with the spelunker nearby. Enter 
the cave to find the side-kick's journel. 
Rewards: Firebolts


Side Quest: Recycling 101: Tin Cans
Given by: The Mayor of Pluckmuckel
How to accomplish: These things are literally scattered throughout the land, 
and you'll be picking them up the entire game. There are more than fifty, I 
believe, so you can afford to miss one or two, but in general just explore the
world and you'll find them.
Rewards: 9840 Dollars


Side Quest: Queen of the Haunted Forest
Given by: The Greem Exterminator
How to accomplish: Use the whistle near the greem mating stone in the zombie
greem camp.
Rewards: Stealth Potion, new whistle


Side Quest: Grave Delivery
Given by: Eubrick
How to accomplish: Eubrick wants you to take his gravestone to the 
gravedigger in the Haunted Forest. You'll have to wait a bit to get there,
but simply find the gravedigger in the graveyard to deliver the gravestone.
Rewards: Nature Resistance Potion


Side Quest: Finish off the Turtles
Given by: Eubrick
How to accomplish: Kill off the giant turtles that Eubrick failed to years 
ago. The turtles are south of the demon stones. You'll be hanging on to this 
quest for awhile until you can do it. Simply kill seven turtles to complete 
the quest.
Rewards: Major Stealth Potion


Side Quest: Crystal Eyeball
Given by: The Spelunker
How to accomplish: Get the crystal in the eyeball cave next to the spelunker.
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Key


Side Quest: Clear the Land
Given by: Rich Cabins
How to accomplish: Simply kill the blinkers around Rich. Only the adult one's
count, but you'll find plenty of them around rich cabins, especially to the 
north east.
Rewards: Major Healing Potion


Side Quest: Shhhhhhhhh
Given by: Rich Cabins
How to accomplish: As you've probably noticed, this area is a bit noisy. To 
fix that, Rich wants you to go destroy the "evil"  bell in the monastery to 
the north. The monks aren't too much trouble, but each time you hit the bell,
monks will spawn, and their attacks can add up. 
Rewards: Major Critical Potion


Side Quest: Enchanted Wood
Given by: Rich Cabins
How to accomplish: So good old Rich needs wood for his cabins. This requires 
you to go to the enchanted forest and find the lumberjack camp, where you will
find the wood just sitting around. The lumberjack camp is past the unicorn 
trail and west of the talking tree, and has many orcs working there. 
Rewards: Ice Bolts


Side Quest: The Pip and the Trunk
Given by: Lady missing her trunk
How to accomplish: The trunk is hidden randomly among the dirt mounds in the
pip-ravaged town. Examine all the mounds to find it.
Rewards: Helm of Howling


Side Quest: Revenge on the Pips
Given by: Guy with missing Bro
How to accomplish: Use the C4 on all the houses in the pip-ravaged town. Each
time you do a big pip will spawn, so be ready.
Rewards: Gloves of Howling


Side Quest: Leprechaun in Disguise
Given by: Worried Leprechaun
How to accomplish: Follow the trail down through the enchanted forest until 
you find the lumberjack camp. Go east towards the talking tree where you'll 
find a cute little mushroom disguise for the leprechaun
Rewards: Poison Bolts


Side Quest: States Evidence
Given by: Worried Leprechaun
How to accomplish: Use the security key the leprechaun gave you in the 
enchanted cave to recover the states evidence that he wants. The enchanted 
cave is on the west side of the leper colony.
Rewards: Major Armor Potion


Side Quest: Cutting Edge
Given by: The Talking Tree
How to accomplish: Kill the orc's in the logging camp and collect their plaid
shirts.
Rewards: Boots of Howling


Side Quest: Sock Puppet
Given by: The Talking Tree
How to accomplish: Head to the left
Rewards: Ice Bolts


Side Quest: Story Time
Given by: The Talking Tree
How to accomplish: Head to the left
Rewards: Poison Bolts


Side Quest: A little prick
Given by: The Talking Tree
How to accomplish: Head to the left
Rewards: Major Healing Potion


Side Quest: Groovy Music 
Given by: The Talking Tree
How to accomplish: Head to the left
Rewards: Undeath Resistance Potion


Side Quest: Mood Lighting 
Given by: The Talking Tree
How to accomplish: Head to the left
Rewards: Nature Resistance Potion


Side Quest: Keep on Trucking 
Given by: The Talking Tree
How to accomplish: Head to the left
Rewards: Gargoyle Helm


Side Quest: Enchanted Crystal
Given by: The Spelunker
How to accomplish: Cave, crystal, ding
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Keys


Side Quest: Swamp Donkies
Given by: Rich Cabin
How to accomplish: Go down into the swamp near rich cabin's and kill the 
swamp donkies and collect their guts.
Rewards: Undeath Bolts.


Side Quest: The back nine
Given by: Rich Cabin
How to accomplish: Go down into the swamp again and put up the golf flags on
the holes. Each time you do some swamp donkies will spawn, so be ready.
Rewards: Fire Bolts


Side Quest: Swamp Crystal
Given by: The Spelunker
How to accomplish: Once again, cave, crystal, done
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Key


Side Quest: Hit and Run
Given by: Man who was Ambushed
How to accomplish: You'll need to get the man's packages back. Simply follow
the trail of packages that lead up to the orc war camp, where you might as 
well go crazy and take out the orcs. Return the packages to complete.
Rewards: Demon Tooth


Side Quest: Escort Mission
Given by: Man who was Ambushed
How to accomplish: Lead the poor down the road to the beginning of the 
haunted forest.
Rewards: Wait, what? Really?


Side Quest: Whistle past the Grave
Given by: Forest Resident
How to accomplish: Go east and check to see if the grave digger is still alive.
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Key


Side Quest: Grave Business
Given by: The gravedigger
How to accomplish: Deliver the gravestone receipt to Eubrick.
Rewards: Major Speed Potion


Side Quest: Saving the Graveyard
Given by: The gravedigger
How to accomplish: Kill the ghouls scattered throughout the graveyard and 
bring their pelts to the gravedigger.
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Keys


Side Quest: Putting Grandpa to Rest.
Given by: Forest Resident
How to accomplish: Go find grandpa north of the forest resident in the sea of 
bones.
Rewards: Gargoyle Shoulders

Side Quest: The Magical Sword
Given by: The gravedigger
How to accomplish: Break open the archways north of the sunken town.
Rewards: Undeath Resistance Potion


Side Quest: What's in the Box
Given by: The man near the termites
How to accomplish: Head into the termite hills and go into your inventory and 
DROP the box near a termite hill. They'll eat the wood for you.
Rewards: Shoulders of the Frozen North


Side Quest: Queen of the Farmlands
Given by: The Greem Exterminator
How to accomplish: Use the greem whistle near the greem mating stone south of 
turtle lake.
Rewards: Suspicious Murder Necklace


Side Quest: Bone Collection
Given by: The gravekeeper
How to accomplish: Collect the cursed bones at the bottom of the lake.
Rewards: 25560 dollars


Side Quest: Ward of the Dead
Given By: Kind Ghost
How to accomplish: Destroy the crypt arch south of the forest resident amid 
the swarmers.Destroy the crypt arch directly south of the zombie greem camp.
Rewards:Demon Tooth Accessory

Side Quest: Ward of the Deader
Given By: Kind Ghost
How to accomplish: Destroy the crypt arch directly south of the sunken town.
Rewards: Fire Resistance Potion

Side Quest: Ward of the Deadest
Given By: Kind Ghost
How to accomplish: Destroy the crypt arch directly south of the zombie greem 
camp.
Rewards: Major Healing Potion

 
Side Quest: Watery Grave
Given By: Kind Ghost
How to accomplish: Defeat the ghosts that are spawned near the kind ghost. 
This takes awhile.
Rewards: Helm of the Frozen North


Side Quest: Haunted Crystal
Given by: Spelunker
How to accomplish: Go in, get crystal, get out. Beware of screamers
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Key


Side Quest: Stinky Delivery
Given by: The courier
How to accomplish: Deliver the package to Strunken at his farm south of von 
Prong's castle.
Rewards: Gargoyle Boots

Side Quest: Magical Delivery
Given by: The courier
How to accomplish: Deliver the package to the wizard who lives by von Prong's 
castle.
Rewards: Undeath Bolts


Side Quest: One Part Chizard
Given by: The wizard
How to accomplish: Go to the haunted mansion and collect the wizards chizard 
recipe.
Rewards: Major Speed Potion


Side Quest: One part eye ball
Given by: The wizard
How to accomplish: Head southeast of Pluckmuckel and use the wizard's key to 
unlock the wizards estate. Go in and collect the recipe near the tower of 
eyeballs.
Rewards: Undeath Bolts


Side Quest: One part bearalope
Given by: The wizard
How to accomplish: Search the wizards backyard for the bearalope recipe. The 
bearalopes will charge at you, and can stun you, so be careful. Try out your 
new Undeath Curse runestone to shrink them down to size.
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Key


Side Quest: A bit of Unicorn
Given by: The wizard
How to accomplish: Go kill a unicorn in the enchanted forest.
Rewards: Ice Bolts


Side Quest: A bit of Demon
Given by: The wizard
How to accomplish: Go to the demon stones northeast of the Wretched Village
and kill everything around them (any small demons you may find). A level 19
demon will show up that you need to kill. Once you do, you'll have your bit 
of demon.
Rewards: Major Healing Potion


Side Quest: Unicorn Poop
Given by: Strunken
How to accomplish: Pick up a radish by the unicorn outhouse, combine it with 
the relish, and than drop it near the unicorns. Get them to stop chasing you 
and come back to pick up the poop.
Rewards: Major Healing Potion


Side Quest: Man's best friend
Given by: Man without a friend
How to accomplish: Travel south and circle around the path so you end up in
the place west of the man without a friend. Kill everything there. Man, 
you're a monster!
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Key


Side Quest: Wretched Dirt
Given by: Christopher the Wretched
How to accomplish: Collect the mounds of dirt east of the Prong Orc camp near
the spiders.
Rewards: Silver Ring

Side Quest: Stones for Soup
Given by: Wretched Man
How to accomplish: Collect the stones in the orc village to the west.
Rewards: Conterfeit Ring


Side Quest: Wretched Diary
Given by: Joshina the Wretched
How to accomplish: Collect the diary by the fountain in the orc village to 
the west.
Rewards: In-Develpment Ring


Side Quest: Chicken Feet
Given by: Wretched Man
How to accomplish: Kill chickens. Pluckmuckel has plenty
Rewards: Greatest-Generation Trinket


Side Quest: Sweet Caviar
Given by: Wretched Man
How to accomplish: Kill the giant turtles south by turtle lake. Watch out, 
they pack a punch.
Rewards: Ring of Ninja's


Side Quest: The Forbidden Dish
Given by: Wretched Man
How to accomplish: Head northeast to the wide open area and lure the giant 
sabre tooth donkey down to the wretched man. DON'T KILL IT, just lead it.
Rewards: Demon Tooth Chestpiece


Side Quest: Who's Afraid of the Biclops
Given by: The wizard
How to accomplish: Kill the Biclops. Use justice, items, hit-and-run tactics,
whatever you have to do.
Rewards: Functional Shoulders of Function


Side Quest: Wretched Crystal
Given by: Spelunker
How to accomplish: Cave, crystal, done.
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Key


Side Quest: Sabre Tooth Crystal
Given by: Spelunker
How to accomplish: Cave, crystal, done.
Rewards: Gold Treasure Chest Key


Side Quest: License to Just
Given by: Eubrick
How to accomplish: Get Eubricks Hero Liscens from the town dump. It's on the
right side.
Rewards: Poison Bolts


Side Quest: Closure 
Given by: Eubrick
How to accomplish: Go north of the city dump and kill the ogre
Rewards: 32400 Dollars





IV. Runestones....................................DS04


Here's a list of all of the game's runestones and how to use them, as well as
where they can be found. 


Burning Cleaver 

Use a fire melee weapon with a cleaver.

Found at: The demon mines, after killing Ashley and Bubba the dragons.



Gallus Undeath

Use a undeath melee weapon with a stomping war hammer.

Found at: The Enchanted Forest, after killing the leprechaun Honcho



Zapping Chains

Use a nature melee weapon with a lightning rod.

Found at: Located in a gold chest, in the southern portion of the swamp.



Flaming Blade

Use a fire weapon with a spinning sword.

Found at: Dropped by the Nanny Demon in the demon mines.



Geyser

Use a nature melee weapon with a stomping war hammer.

Found at: Dropped by Sgt. Orque in the Orc war camp.



Soul Splitter

Use a undeath melee weapon with a cleaver.

Found at: Dropped by a large spider, who's found a little bit north of the 
first treasure chest in the haunted forest.


Undeath Curse

Use a undeath melee weapon with a thunderstomp club.

Found at: Dropped by the hairy eyeball, in the wizards estate south of 
Pluckmuckel.


Frozen Blade

Use a ice melee weapon with a spinning blade

Found at: Dropped by the Orc Commander south of the Man without a friend. 
It's south of the fork that you take to go to Ima's farm.


Ice Bash

Use a ice melee weapon with a fist of bashing.

Found at: Found after killing the ogre on Eubrick's quest Closure.




V. Trophies.......................................DS05


Who doesn't like trophies? Here's all the trophies you can get in the game 
and our comments on the best way to do it!

(This is for the PS3, of course, although I imagine the 360 has the same 
achievements).



Can't Kill me... (Bronze)  ~ Resurrect at an Outhouse

Simply die and you'll get this trophy. Easy, huh?


Destroyer of Chickens (Bronze) ~ Kill 100 Chickens

Just kill chickens whenever you can, you'll get it quickly enough.


Extermination (Bronze) ~ Destory all 3 Queen Greems

Complete the three Greem Exterminatior's side quests. The Queen's can be 
nasty creatures, so don't be afraid to use hit and run tactics and remember 
to heal. See the walkthrough or quest sections for help.  


Extracurricular Activities (Silver) ~ Finish 50 Side Quests

Well, there are more than enough side quests in the game, more than fifty. 
Just keep doing them and you'll get this trophy. 


I'm an Addict (Bronze) ~ Drink 50 Potions

You get potions like crazy throughout the game, just keep drinking them! 
Don't forget that this includes potions other than health potions.


Justice Dispenser (Silver) ~ Kill 2500 Enemies

Well, when you're having fun, 2500 enemies goes by quickly. Since enemies 
respawn in the game, just look for clusters of lower leveled enemies and go 
to town. This will also help you level up, no doubt.


Man in the Hole (Bronze) ~ Complete 6 Spelunker Quests

You'll need to complete all of the "Spelunker" side quests, which are 
scattered throughout the world. With a bit of exploring, they are easy to 
find. See the walkthrough or quest sections for help.


Menu Hero (Bronze) ~ Dispense the Good, Vanquish the Evil

My favorite trophy and the easiest to get, simply go into the option menu and
look around until you find two sliding scales, one labled good and one labled
evil. Put the good scale to the max (right) and put the evil one to minimum
(left) for this trophy.


Mr. Tough Guy (Gold) ~ Reach Level 20

You may not be level 20 by the time you reach the end of the game, so grind a 
bit on some of the world's tougher, higher-leveled enemies. Killing the crazy 
unicorns, the Orc's by von Prong's castle, and the big turtles will help. 
It shouldn't take too much grinding before you reach level 20.


Take Back the Knight (Silver) ~ Kill Lord von Prong

Well, you have to do this to beat the game, so....


The Day the Music Died (Silver) ~ Kill Sergeant Orque

Well, you have to do this to beat the game, so....


Underground Subway (Bronze) ~ Discover all 30 Teleporting Outhouses

Outhouses are pretty easy to run into, as none of them are really out of the 
way. Explore the world as you play and you'll get all of these, no problem.




VI. FAQ...........................................DS06


Feel free to send any questions in to our email, just be civil and at least 
try to use the walkthrough before you ask. Since we didn't list the contents
of every chest, I really can't help you find where to get such-and-such sword,
or what monster drops what items, so keep that in mind. 

We'll post some FAQ's as soon as we get some. Hopefully you can find 
everything you need in the guide. 





VII. Credits and other ramblings..................DS07


Thanks to Hikmat for pointing out that we completely missed the "How to 
accomplish" part of the side-quest "A bit of Demon". Whoops! Thanks man!



Bkstunt: Thanks to my wife Lisa and daughter Sadie for putting up with their 
gaming dad. Thanks to margaritas for slacking my thirst while gaming as well.
Also to the wise cow. How else would we know that we needed to bend like grass
yet strike like cream? You are so very wise, cow. 




Thnikman: My wife for putting up with my late nights, Bkstunt for his part in 
the gig, Gamefaqs for incentivizing us with 10 bucks, hothead for making such 
a glorious display of gamery, and the wise cow for it's sagely advise without
which we would never had survived. 




As I learned on my first walkthrough, copyrights are pretty silly for this 
kind of thing, so please, if you want to use this walkthrough on your site, 
simply ask us by emailing one of us above, and we'll more than likely say yes.


~FIN