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      Title: Cute Cake
 Categories: Cakes, Humor
      Yield: 6 servings
 
      1 c  Butter
      1 c  Sugar
      6 dr Lemon juice
           Nuts
      4 lg Eggs
      1 ts Baking powder
      4 c  Mixed dried fruit
      1 ts Baking soda
      1    Bottle whiskey; up to 2
 
  Sample the whisky to check quality.  Select a large mixing bowl.
  Check the whisky again as it must be just right.  To ensure the
  whisky is of top quality, pour 1 large glass and drink fast. Repeat.
  With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
  
  Add 1 tsp sugar and beat again.  Meanwhile, check the whisky is
  still top quality by trying another cup.  Repeat.  Add 2 large eggs,
  2 cups fried druit and beat until high.
  
  Sample whisky again, checking for consistency.  Next sift 3 cups of
  salt -- or anything, it doesn't really matter.  Sample the whisky.
  Sift half pint of lemon juice.  Fold in the chopped butter and
  strained nuts. Add 1 tb brown sugar, or whatever colour you can
  find and mix well.
  
  Drink remaining whisky.  Grease oven and turn cake into pan to 200
  degrees F. Pour eveything into the oven and go to bed.
 
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