MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06 Title: Beatnik Breakfast Categories: Alcohol, Beverages Yield: 1 Drink 1 Vanilla bean 8 Whole allspice berries 20 Whole cloves 2/3 c Dark roasted coffee beans - (317 ml); - ground for espresso 2 c Vodka (475 ml) 2 c Sugar (400 ml) 2 c Water (475 ml) This was Zabet's dream way back when, but she didn't have time & energy to make it, so I did. It's meant to taste like coffee and cigarettes and it does--but in a good way. Equipment: * 1 qt Jar (1 L); with a tight-fitting lid. * Mortar and pestle. * Either a fine mesh strainer, some cheesecloth, or just a funnel with a coffee filter in it. Put the cloves and allspice in your mortar and give them some good whacks with the pestle. Don't bother grinding them fine, just break them up some to help release the flavors. Cut the vanilla bean in half along its long edge to expose its inner goodness to the vodka. You may also want to cut it into shorter pieces so that it is entirely submerged. Put the vanilla bean, allspice, cloves, and coffee grounds in a clean jar and add the vodka. Seal up the jar and put it in the closet. Mark your calendar so you know when you started. Better yet, write the date on the jar! Every day or two, open the closet and give the jar a good shake. After 2 months, strain the tarry brown liquid into another container. Rinse out the jar to get any remaining solids out, then put your liquid back in. Now make the simple syrup. Stir the water and sugar together in a pot over medium heat, until the mixture comes to a boil. Turn the heat down to a simmer and continue to cook and stir the syrup for a minute or two, just long enough to make sure the sugar is all dissolved. Remove the syrup from the heat, and let it cool to room temperature. When the syrup is cooled, add it to the coffee-vodka liquid to taste. I like a 1:1 ratio but many people prefer it less sweet, so try adding only 1/4 c (119 ml) of syrup at a time. Notes: I used a 1 qt mason jar that had markings on the side, which made measurements a snap. It also made adding the simple syrup in a 1:1 ratio easier, because 2 cups of coffee cordial plus 2 cups of simple syrup equals a quart of liquid. If at any point it starts looking moldy, dump it out and try again, and this time make sure everything is clean when you start! Serving suggestion: I like it best mixed with milk, on the rocks, like the Dude. Recipe by Dicey Garber Recipe FROM: MMMMM